Jabba the Hutt was lesbian and Ziro is gay

HAHA nice analogy! and yea, he certainly looked like he liked Leia in rotj

 

I don't think discussing "sexual orientation" for a species with a uniform biological sex and a culture with fluid gender makes much sense.

Ultimately, NO Hutt is heterosexual, because no Hutt has a different sex; they're all hermaphrodites. They may adopt different genders to better interact with humanoid society, and may even follow the common "I'm a girl when I've got a slug in the oven and a boy when I don't" convention, but in the end, those are superficial constructs.

Ziro really could use a decent voice coach, though. With a Hutt's body mass, you really shouldn't wind up sounding like Truman Capote. (And moreover, what's with all this Basic he's speaking? Does he REALLY want to debase himself by using the bipeds' language instead of the glorious tongue of his superior species?)

 

Jabba liked Leia the same way a human would like owning one of these.

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It's shapely, good to look at, expensive and people will admire you if you own one. Not that he would have had a practical use for her but you don't own something like that purely for practical use as it's a status symbol.

 

Eh, I doubt it. I think it was mentioned in Darksaber that Jabba's fascination with humanoid females went beyond simple decoration/status symbol. It's implied that he enjoys molesting his slaves in more than a few sources.

 

And here's a quote from the ROTJ novelization:

 

In The Hutt Gambit and the novelisation of the Clone Wars it states he didn't get any sexual pleasure from his slave girls as they're really much too alien for him. Though he did enjoy torture so he may have molested them for that reason.

Jabba handed Leia over to Boba Fett to rape in Tales of Jabbas Palace, he doesn't necessarily have to be the one doing the defling. Not that Fett was interested as he his own moral code.

 

Jabba handed Leia over to Boba Fett to rape in Tales of Jabbas Palace, he doesn't necessarily have to be the one doing the defling. Not that Fett was interested as he his own moral code.

What? I'm pretty sure if that happened Han would have killed im for good long ago.

 

Last Man Standing has Boba Fett proceed to sit in a corner the entire time and say that sex between individuals who aren't married is wrong, Leia points out rape is more so and he just goes "yeah." Boba Fett was basically given Judge Dredd's characterization in that story.

 

For some reason this thread is making me think of this Penny Arcade sequence

Witchalocks

 

From Rebel Dawn p229 about Bria Tharen

"Jabba watched her as she walked away, and found himself thinking that she'd look magnificent in a dancing girl's costume. All that reddish hair spilling down over her bare shoulders. Nicely muscled shoulders. This human was fit, exquisitely so, and her height was impressive. What a dancing girl she'd make! Jabba sighed. "

and p254

"As I said, I haven't seen her in years," Han said. "How'd she look?"

Jabba chortled, licking his lips. "I would hire her to dance for me any day, my boy."

Jilliac does think Jabba's a little nutty for being attracted to dancing human females. But Jabba is always refered to as a boy in the HST. Jilliac changes from he to she midway throughout the series. I thought in The Hutt Gambit Jilliac says they can change when need to.

 

I fully support both the edited, and the PANTS-Less versions of this post.

 

Jabba may be an evil gangster but he isn't some sickening pervert who is sexually attracted to beings who are utterly alien to himself, like say Corran Horn or Gavin Darklighter. Though in Gavin Darklighters case he was an innocent kid lead astray by Corran Horn. Corran Horn needs locking up really...ok so he was locked up but he managed to escape.

 

Wedge also liked a bit of inter-species erotica as well, ie: Qwi Xux ... perhaps it runs in the family.

 

If we're talking a Twilek or a Zeltron that's perfectly fine. But any female with a full coat of fur and a muzzle is a cause for concern imo.

 

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Anyway, we can't forget Luke and Dani, sticking just to Rogue Squadron.

But Corran?Corran's just deviant. And he led poor Gavin astray.

 

Umm okay. I really didn't see the big deal with Gavin and Asyr going out or wanting to adopt a Bothan. Yeah sure they can never really have sex, but that doesn't mean they can't love each other. It's not like real life where you would be going out with a dog, Bothans are smarter and more like humans. If they like each other and want to get married I don't see why not. Gavin's not dumb, he knew it would be perceived as a little strange to some people. I'm sure this happens in real life in certain countries when a resident marries someone from far away. As for Corran what did he do? Support their relationship? Gee that conniving jerk.

 

"It's not like real life where you would be going out with a dog"

ROTFLOL

Reminds me of the line of dialogue from Ghostbusters after Sigourney Weaver's character transformation.

 

Umm okay. I really didn't see the big deal with Gavin and Asyr going out or wanting to adopt a Bothan. Yeah sure they can never really have sex,

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As for Corran what did he do? Support their relationship? Gee that conniving jerk.

Dude, we're just having fun at Corran's expense. Heh-heh. Corran and the Selonian. Heh-heh. Ten-foot lightsaber.

 

Actually, Gavin and Asyr could have sex. IIRC Gavin actually said all the parts match up physically, just not biologically. From what I understand below the head, Bothans are basically humans but covered in fur. Not that strange. Corran on the other hand slept with a giant otter.

 

I actually like Ziro the Hutt a great deal. I think he's a character that contrasts nicely to Jabba the hutt. Whereas Jabba the Hutt is frightening and terrifying, Ziro the Hutt is still evil but a much more approachable character.

I think, in many ways, he's even more evil than Jabba.

Of course, Jabba murdered his nephew just like Ziro tried to do, so what do I know?

 

My opinion is that you can imagine Jabba as a huge butch (as in butch and femme roles) hermaphrodite mobster who gets off on dominating little femmes.

 

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Gavin Darklighters girlfriend there, ok so you could say it was more her personalty but still. Could also be the fact that she all her alien friends tried to murder him for bigotry against aliens when he declined to dance with her the first time they met, so it's not like he really had much of a choice.

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Seems Chewie and Leia had something going on there.

 

Dear God in Heaven, I just realized how screwed up this whole topic is. We're actually discussing the sexual orientation and/or fetishes of a giant, semi-humanoid, intelligent garden slug.

 

Yeah, at one point the bothans resembled Planet of the Apes folk.

Wasn't there a picture of Elf-like Bothans?

 

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I definitely prefer them this way.