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Jabba the Hutt was lesbian and Ziro is gay

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CeiranHarmony, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This forum goes blue quite often. Deviants you all are. Deviants!
     
  2. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    Does that mean we can call it a "standard" deviation?
     
  3. Tyber_Zahn

    Tyber_Zahn Jedi Padawan star 3

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    [image=http://swg.allakhazam.com/images/Species/Bothan_Evolution.jpg]

    Bothans look like humanoid lions really. That's pretty much how they're described.
     
  4. Daft-Vader

    Daft-Vader Chosen One star 8

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    Mayve the females looki like that, and it is just the men who look like goat lions...

    Otherwise we have Otterboy and Lionboy...
     
  5. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Force Ghost star 5

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    Maybe Bothans are the Klingons of Star Wars... and a yet unknown accident changed their appearance :p


    ps: It would still be disturbing if the females look like bearded human males only... more disturbing than furry female lions I think
     
  6. Tyber_Zahn

    Tyber_Zahn Jedi Padawan star 3

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    [image=http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4970/krystalbz6.jpg]

    I tend to think of female Bothans looking more like that, so it lets Gavin off the the hook to a degree.

    As for Corran Horns ex-girlfriend the best I can come up with is this minus the ears.

    [image=http://img.mediaspanonline.com/5899/3541074.jpg]
     
  7. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Force Ghost star 5

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    you have to remember Corran has the rare ability to create powerful Force illusions... and sometimes a selfillusion might hit him before he had Force training. well.. Dellusions^^ thus he thought he saw a hottie but it was just "it"
     
  8. RebelJoseWales

    RebelJoseWales Jedi Master star 3

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    Yeah, the idea of doing the horizontal tango with either of those is still really kriffing creepy.
     
  9. Tyber_Zahn

    Tyber_Zahn Jedi Padawan star 3

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    I'd still go for Krystal from Starfox if it was a choice between her and a human male if I were being honest though.
     
  10. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Force Ghost star 5

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    well... I never understood how such beautiful human girls and women could even remotely be attracted to human males... if I were a woman I'd be lesbian for sure :p

     
  11. sonnymyson

    sonnymyson Jedi Master star 3

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    Interspecies is my favorite kind of StarWars. Even in FOTJ Nrin Vakil the Quarren has a Twi'lek wife, and Nawara Ven has a human wife.

    Why can't you all LEAVE Ziro ALONE, boohoooohoo :_|


    ANyway, Jabba actually has Eaten young female humanoids whole before over at Dark Horse, just like Princess Nampi ate males. The comic was called The Dynasty Trap.
    [image=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/9/9f/Norba_death.jpg/200px-Norba_death.jpg]
    Leia was right to be nervous and hope he stuck to live hors'd'ouvres in brine.
     
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