Java The Hutt: A Rogue Coffeehouse with Attitude

Uh Cap'n we forgot the gas masks...

 

oops...

 

We didn't Mr.Karadzic, I gave me and the cap'n special tiny ones! Anyways your's is right there on your hip, put it on and get me my explosives!

 

Tiny ones ehhh?

*Sees Pirate crew laying asleep on the floor along with their victims.*

Let this be known that today was the day that the pirates of the star wars galaxy almost seceeded.

 

*shoots fett* Hah, you didn't see me! *blows open safe and puts money in pockets and escapes* Sorry Cap'n saving meh own hide takes presedence!

 

Cap'n why did you not give us efective anti gas protection!

 

*Arrests the sleeping crew and sticks them in their own brig.*

Don'

 

*starts to revive teh rest of the crew and stuns the patrons* Don't worry I'll have yall up in a coupel of seconds! Just keep your swords close! *stuns Fett*

 

Too late. The gas got us....


Abandon raid.

 

Ah crap! *blows up all explosives in the coffee house* Cap'n I hope you didn't like that crew. Now I must bid you adu. *advances out the door*

 

Look dev you lost. Admit it! *Goes to preoccupy himself with a cream soda in the now quiet confines of the Coffee bar. Steals one or two's patrons wallets on the way.*

 

//Walks in, sits down, and starts eating coffee mints!\\

 

* draws glaive, cuts off dev's legs and makes him suck the marrow from his own thigh bones*

I'll have a moca please

 

*Covers eyes*

 

[face_shocked]

*whispers to BultarSwan*

The pirate wasn't kiddin' . There was a raid headed this way...um...

*passes the captin' his requested drink*

Um...Arr, ye sea loving shop mates, what ye be here for?

 

*walks in with gas mask on side*

hm.. this ain't too good... These pirate hatin' folks...

 

~walks in to see that the pirates are once again back to their looting ways~

Ahh yes, its nice to see you all are back and pilaging threads. I would defend this coffee house but there is no money in it, have fun pirates.

P.S. nice to see you again Sami.

 

I came in to see what had happened... I'm not really sure if I'm going to raid... cappy's not here. I won't unless I must defend myself.

Nice to see you too.

 

is still eating coffee mints, then uses force lightning to lift RRG off the ground, and starts spining him around with the force lightning!\\

 

Oh, the bar keeper ain't gonna like this...

*thinks*

I know! Hey dumb pirates, look over here!

 

*doesn't respond to the name "dumb"*

I don't need to look, if you refer to me. I know where you are and what you are doing. Peripheral vision.

I was not hastling anyone. I was actually being ok. So, bugger off, you, and your "plan." Unless you actually don't mind. A pirate walking in. You did nothing when BultarSwan was here, why bother the lil' hobbit, huh?

 

wiggins, you must not have seen the ysalimiry all over the place.

**goes back to butchering dev.**

 

[face_shocked] Why ye swine, I say be gone! And never return!

*pulls out his water blaster 5000*

As we say here on land..."Asta La Vista BABY!"

*fires @ Wiggins & his men*

 

It seems to me its time you bar people stopped being helpless. * Puts up wall and two gates. Arranges SAM batteries along wall.*

 

I know! Hey dumb pirates, look over here!

I am not dumb, just mischievous.

*Steals Strid's water blaster and runs off with it.* Have a nice day!