Java The Hutt: A Rogue Coffeehouse with Attitude

Hey BultarSwan! Get me a cup!

...please?

 

Congrats on the half-victory, Strid!

 

*Gets Strid a cup of cocoa*

 

HA! I kan tell ya what she was doing in Flordia!!!

Visiting ME! I live in Jacksonville! GO JAGUARS!

Anyhoo, I got a new komputer, and I kan be on quite more ofter than ever! Pour me one of those Orange Mountain Dews I've never tried....

Anyone here play the neat game Star Wars Galaxies?
Been waiting nearly a year after it kame out to get it!

Glad to be back!

PS. If you pay close attention to one episode of the Simpsons, a Coffeehouse has a sign with "Java the Hutt" on it! No Joke! And trust me! I know Jokes!

 

Lol-that's hilarious! The Simpsons must've stolen my idea...

 

face_thinking] Or, Rose stole the idea from the simpsons...

*glares at Rose, as he takes the cup of Moca*

 

Well now, aren't you lot suspicious?

Looks like you might need some lawyers, Ambyr. You haven't been muttering "Java the Hutt" in your sleep, have you?

 

Hmmmmm...nope, I don't watch the Simpsons.

Lawyers! Yes. Who should we call? Definitely not anyone with the last name Simpson...

 

Hey! We need to get it going in here!!! Let's find some willing victims, *cough*, I mean, guests.

 

*walks in after seeing last post*

 

*grabs the frightened Ph0enix*

What's wrong? I won't hurt you...too badly...

 

Eh, that's just Stridarious. His bark is worse than his bite. Well, I don't know about the bite, actually...

 

I hereby with the power of the EU Senate close this joint! You have appoximately 24 hours to move on out, then contact me for further details .





P.S. This is a joke!

 

Someone's letting the power go to their head...

 

I wonder who you're speaking of...

 

Don't worry, I'll protect you from him /\. *Continues with coup*




Who should we call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

*comes in*

*Sets up a table in the middle of the room with candles and a small baquet of food. Dims the lights and goes to get Em*

 

*walks in, looking for Tyler*

 

*waves and pulls her out a chair*

Hello Emily.

 

*smiles*

Thanks Tyler

*sits down*

 

Your welcome.

*sits down*

Thought we would go somewhere quiet, without a large crowd.. I think we have the place to ourselves.

 

*smiles*

It is quiet in here. My kind of place

 

Glad you like it.. Problem is, it'll be self service. So, what ever you want I'll get.

What do you want to drink?

 

A rootbeer

 

No problem.

*gets up and goes to the bar and returns to the table with a root bear and an ice tea*

Here we go.

*sits down*

I've never really gone out with someone like this so.. Uh.. If I mess up, correct me okay?