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Discussion in 'Archive: Games' started by Dan, May 9, 2006.

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The_Chim Jedi Grand Master

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Jul 16, 2001

Also the thread needs more Chim Love.

And how.

You will be missed SLF please come back to us soon!

The_Chim, May 15, 2006

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Handmaiden Yané Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 15, 2002

SFL, it has been so long since you called me Cherry Lips.

Handmaiden Yané, May 15, 2006

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FlareStorm Jedi Grand Master

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Nov 13, 2000

Haven't you been MIA for a while Yane? Nice to see you.

FlareStorm, May 15, 2006

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DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight

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Mar 5, 2002

anyone ever see improv everywhere before? the jcc just had a link for a funny best buy prank... They just do lots of pranks similar to project mayhem, except this is less violent and/or destructive. They're also really long reads. Funny stuff, though.

DarthBobbalot, May 15, 2006

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Anakin_Sockwalker Jedi Padawan

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Jun 11, 2005

Ever since summer break started, I've been catching up on the 360 gaming. Played GRAW, Oblivion, and PDZ for a long time. Too bad Oblivion's disc doesn't work and I have to get another copy.

DarthBobbalot said:

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

I was taking my little nephew to disneyland, but i decided to play a mean trick. i pulled up next to an old, burned down warehouse. "Oh no," i said. "Disneyland burned down." He started crying, and i was about to tell him it was all a joke and drive to the real disneyland, but it was getting kinda late.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'll never forget the time I got caught stealing watermelons from old Mr. Barnslow's watermelon patch. I was with my friend Bobby. We were giggling so hard I thought I'd wet my pants! At first we tried to steal two watermelons each, but they were too heavy and we dropped them, and that made us laugh even harder. Finally, we each picked out a good one, and we were just about to sneak back through the fence when we heard a low, deep voice behind us. "Just where do you think you're going with those watermelons?" I gulped and turned around. It was old Mr. Barnslow, pointing his shotgun at us. Bobby dropped his watermelon, then pulled out the .38 revolver he kept in his waist, turned, and fired. But the turning must have thrown off his aim, because the shot only hit Mr. Barnslow in the thigh. Mr. Barnslow immediately fired both barrels at Bobby. One blast of buckshot missed entirely, but the other tore into Bobby's shoulder. He tried to fire back, but his shoulder was so torn up he couldn't raise his arm. Just as he was trying to switch to his left hand, Mr. Barnslow ran up and cracked him across the face with the butt of his shotgun. Bobby fell to the ground in a heap. Mr. Barnslow raised the butt of his gun to finish him off, but just then Bobby pulled out his hunting knife and plunged it into the farmer's big white belly. After that, I don't think I stole watermelons for at least a year.

This has been another Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey.
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So....who here actually read all of that?

Anyways, I'm so happy now - I just learned that I have a easy professor for a class I'm taking over the summer. But I am so not looking forward to the long walks between parking and class in 100+ degree weather.

Anakin_Sockwalker, May 15, 2006

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MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Mar 11, 2005

So....who here actually read all of that?

Yeah, now that you mention it... tl/dr

MariahJSkywalker, May 16, 2006

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DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight

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Mar 5, 2002

So no one likes Jack Handey?

DarthBobbalot, May 16, 2006

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FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher

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Jul 21, 2003

No one likes random long monologues with no real sense or purpose.

FatBurt, May 16, 2006

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DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight

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Mar 5, 2002

Wait, this thread is supposed to have a purpose?

DarthBobbalot, May 16, 2006

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FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher

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Jul 21, 2003

Not really no.

But then again your monologue had less purpose that this thread does.

FatBurt, May 16, 2006

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DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight

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Mar 5, 2002

Ouch.

And its not really a monologue. I was just reading random Jack Handey quotes and copy/pasted them. Good stuff. Read them. You will laugh. Unless youre a commie bastard terrorist. Then you wouldn't laugh.

DarthBobbalot, May 16, 2006

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Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Dec 30, 2002

Not a commie, just hungover and lazy. Man I feel like crap today.

Jedi_Dajuan, May 17, 2006

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dp4m Chosen One

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Nov 8, 2001

Jedi_Dajuan said:

Not a commie, just hungover and lazy. Man I feel like crap today.
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Show off boobies. Makes everyone feel better!

dp4m, May 17, 2006

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Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Dec 30, 2002

Alrighty.

**flashes**

Well the cats got a view, but they just yawned at it. I think they are unimpressed by only having two, that and they've seen the show before

Jedi_Dajuan, May 17, 2006

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Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Feb 21, 2002

If you would've continued to get drunk last night you would've shown me pics of them. But noooo you went to bed.

Errant_Venture, May 17, 2006

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The_Chim Jedi Grand Master

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Jul 16, 2001

God I miss you guys.

The_Chim, May 17, 2006

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Handmaiden Yané Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 15, 2002

FlareStorm said:

Haven't you been MIA for a while Yane? Nice to see you.
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Yeah, I was gone for awhile. But now I'm back!

The_Chim said:

God I miss you guys.
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I miss you too! [face_hug]

Handmaiden Yané, May 17, 2006

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SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 15, 2001

I don't have anything relevant to post, BUT I'M GOING TO POST ANYWAY.

SoloCommand, May 18, 2006

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FlareStorm Jedi Grand Master

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Nov 13, 2000

I AM NOT GOING TO RESPOND TO THAT POST

FlareStorm, May 18, 2006

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SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 15, 2001

YOU ARE BREAKING DOWN THE VERY FABRIC OF CONVERSATION. STOP IT NOW PLZ.

SoloCommand, May 18, 2006

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Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Feb 21, 2002

RICH!

RICh!

RICH!!!!!

Mah beloved SOCOM!

Errant_Venture, May 18, 2006

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SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 15, 2001

HELLO DOCTOR JONATHAN

I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE I'M POSTING IN A THREAD

SoloCommand, May 18, 2006

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Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Aug 20, 2001

SC!!! HELLO

Aragorn327, May 18, 2006

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SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 15, 2001

HELLO
I AM DONE WRITING IN THE THREAD NOW AND I AM READY TO TALK

WHO WULD LIKE TO TALK, TO ME?

SoloCommand, May 18, 2006

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dp4m Chosen One

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Nov 8, 2001

SoloCommand said:

HELLO
I AM DONE WRITING IN THE THREAD NOW AND I AM READY TO TALK

WHO WULD LIKE TO TALK, TO ME?
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A/S/L?

dp4m, May 18, 2006

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