JCC "Santa's Naughty List" party... all are encouraged...

Here... have some Donna Summer...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg

 

Don't worry ... the gov'mint made him quit doing that like 20 or 30 years ago. You'll get a fire extinguisher instead.

 

mwhahahahahahahahaha

 

Now watch that kid get an uzi and fill whoever killed Santa full of lead.

 

I am not naughty! I was framed!

 

Hon, I'll accept your punishment.

 

It was Mister T.

 

Thank you!

 

You're welcome!

 

Soon he'll be Mister Pencil.

 

I see what you did there...and so did Santa Claus.

 

What's one more lump of coal? I'm already getting a whole truck-load. Maybe Santa will throw in the coal truck if I keep it up.

 

Or a match to light it with.

 

Already got plenty of those. Gotta use something to light all those ciggies behind the church.

 

You're supposed to do that in the church's privy.

 

I did ... until I blew it up. Some dunderhead dumped kerosene down it ... dropped my smoke in to put it out and ... BOOM. [face_lying-through-my-teeth]

 

Just so you all know what happens here tomorrow morning

Harsh. But fair.




*may contain a little bit of adult concepts But it's SNL, so it's not bad...right?

 

I am a heathen Jew. I am, by definition, on Santa's naughty list.

 

Ach I'd rather have gelt and spin the dreidel,than deal with that schmendrick Santa Claus and his meshuggeneh Chritsmuch.

 

Fo shizzle

 

If it makes you feel any better, you made my naughty list, as well.

I have photographic evidence of my naughtiness this year, but that pesky TOS prevents me from posting it.

 

PM please

 

PPPOR

 

A certain mod has been very happy of late so I would say that proves you have been naughty this year.

 

I have photographic evidence of my naughtiness this year, but that pesky TOS prevents me from posting it.

Twice again as naghty for not sharing.