Jokes Thread - Come in for a laugh. Rated PG-13

Ok-Here's my first joke...
Warning !!! Some of my joKes can be adult oriented(sp?)

So there's this guy that apparently lived a bad life and got sentenced to Hell. Upon arrival Lucifer tells him he can spend the rest of eternity behind 1 of 3 doors. First off the guys' thinkin' one these can't be all that bad.

So Lucifer opens the first door and people are being burned and there's maggots crawling out their eyes and mouths and so on... Guy says..ummm...Lets' see the next door. So he opens the next door and people are being beaten and cut up and there's alot of screaming about the torture. Well the guy says how about the last door. Lucifer opens the last door and there's alot of people standing around drinking coffee but, the only bad thing seems to be their standing in poo-poo ???? up to their knees. The guy says," this doesn't seem to bad. Standing in poo-poo isn't to bad compared to the torturous rooms. I'll chose this room." So Lucifer says "Ok then-here you are." The guys joins the rest of the crowd and before Lucifer closes the door and leaves he says,"All right everyone-coffee breaks over, Back on your heads.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................

 

A shorty but a goodie

Did you hear the one about the 2 flies on the pile of poop?

Yeah one of them cuts a fart and the other one says, "Do you mind, I'm trying to eat here."

hehehehehehehehehe