K.E.P.P. (Kill the Evil Palpy Project)

Just a thought... I brought it up in Clarus's thread (I think) the idea that each KEPP member could perhaps get their own Palpy clone to practice various means of cruel and unusual torture on, when sometimes the original just isn't available... maybe it could be part of the membership package? What do you guys think?

Or am I simply up too late, and drinking too much Dr Pepper?

 

LOL I remember that. I think it's a cute idea.

 

Great idea A21!! Can I have couple dozen to practice on? ::AngelQueen rubs her hands together, thinking of all the ways those clones can be bent, spindled, and mutilated::

Toodles and Die Palpy Die!

AngelQueen

 

Definitely want my own clone to practice on, especially since I get to wreak havoc on him throughout Part 3 of The Other Half. Heehee. The seeds are planted...

 

I wanna clone!!


BTW . . . what program do we use to look at our cards? When I tried to open it, it asked which one I wanted to use.

 

Agent #11 reporting in!
Sorry I've been slacking off on my online time.

I could use a clone (or two)!

::Jennifer runs to the closet to gather up an old folding chair, a few rolls of duct tape, her son's old CareBare Videos, and her hubbys Opera CDs::

Move over "Clockwork Orange"!
Jennifer's coming in!

Happy Palpy Hunting,
~Jennifer Utri, Agent #11

 

*tackles Jenn and huggles her* CareBears!!! Opera!!! roflmao!!! ahem.. anyways... *smacks forehead* being the dork I am, I assumed that everyone would have a program like ACDSEE and forgot to tell ppl. go to www.download.com and download ACDSEE if you can't veiw it. It's a good program to have around in any case.

 

Agent 10 is in the house!

I think I will start growing clones of my own so I can kill them one by one in various different manners. I think I will re-watch the kitchen scene in Gremlins. NIce little bits of killing monsters in that scene and Palpatine is a monster who deserves a lightsaber up his...way.

die palps, die!


II in 10

 

Agent 17 reporting in.

You tell 'em Force Wielder....kick his sorry arse, we will!!! May the force rid you of you power, Palpy!! A clone....hhhmmmmm..i love the idea. In Special Place In My Heart I need to kick Palpy around even if it is his clone.

Amidala

 

Move aside, Agent # 6 is back and ready to kick some Palpy @$$!!!!!

ooo I gots to get me one of those cool uniforms! Oh and some of those clones too! woo! I missed a lot, but have no fear I didn't fail in my duties. Let's just say that being in the woods sort of inspired me...my next attempt should involve a rather large tree, some duck tape, and an ore paddle...well we won't go any further with that.

MUWAHHHH!!!! * take ore and charges* " DIE PALPY DIE!"

Have fun!!!

 

WOO HOO!!! I have my own fan fic site!!! Sorry... late night work-a-holic...
go here!!!

 

::AngelQueen marches into the thread in full uniform, her black shirt and hat and matching black pants, and she is armed to the teeth::

Agent 15 is reporting for duty! I also found a way for us to practice killing Palpo. ::AngelQueen puts up a poster on a dartboard and proceeds to throw dozens of darts at it::

Anyone like that idea? *SMACK* Oo! Got him right smack dab in the eye!! YEAH!!

Toodles and DIE PALPY DIE!!!!

AngelQueen

 

::Anaile, Jennifer's alter ego, storms in to the thread::
Jennifer: What's your problem?
Anaile: You didn't invite me!
Jen: What?
Ana: You didn't invite me! You didn't invite me! You didn't invite me!!!
Jen: Invite you to what?
Ana: The K E double P!
Jen: Ana, you're a hard core Dark Sider!
Ana: But, Palpy's a JERK! ... and he hurt my Ani ...
::Jennifer grons::
Jen: He's not your Ani. He's Amadala's... Padmé's... you know... her!
Ana: Well I can fix that!
::Ana spins a la Taz and morphs to Padmé from Ep.II::
Ana: Hmm... how do I look?
Jen: Oh brother...
Ana: Don't 'oh brother' me! You could have at least gotten me an agent number!
Jen: You could be... ah... agent 11½ or agent 11.5 ... Hum?
Ana: Agent 11.5 ... I like that! I could deal with that!

<><><><><><><><><>

Sorry. She just gets out some time.

Happy Palpy Hunting,
~ Jennifer Utri (and Anaile Kivisa), Agent 11 (and Agent 11.5)

Oh brother!

 

ROFLMAO!!!! Welcome, Ana!

 

Um, can I join, or I am too late? I've been known to kill Palpy off in TWO of my fics, so that must count for something, right?

I swear to...er....whatever that whole thing was back on page 1


aa
Agent ______ <-----insert number here

 

Jennifer: Come on AA! What, if nothing else, do we learn from Star Wars?
Anaile: It's never to late.
Jen: ... well ... except for Palpy once we get out hands on him!
::Jen and Ana high five::

HPH,
Agents 11 & 11½ (Jen & Ana)

[Edit: Darth Markup-Codes is giving me trouble tonight.]

 

No, its never too late to kill palpy. but it is too late for him, all right.

Shouts so loud that his house collapses around him: DIE PALPY DIE!!!!!!!

 

Ok goodie, I just received my member card....wicked! In the end of my Ani/Ami fic, I'm going to kill a Sith but I haven't decided if it'll be Palpy yet!

Welcome AA, Come join the par---tyy!

Amidala
Trusty Agent 17 of the secret organisation known only as K.E.P.P!

 

HEY! Welcome AA and Amidala Skywalker,WOO! were growing, Palpy better watch himself, he's in for a BIG surprise.

Oh, sorry if this is off the topic but I have a favor to ask of all of you. I um well I'm trying to get my web site up and running. It's obviously a fanfic website with a focus on Ani/ami. but I accept all kinds of stories. From OT to JA. but to get it up and running I need some submissions. Partial stories are fine. we can always update them later. so if any of you are interested in lending me your story to post on my site, please email it to me at Lady_Kenobi_02@yahoo.com if you have any specific color schemes you want just let me know, other wise I'll choose them. thanks in advance. I appreciate it very much.

 

*puts hand on screen and swears oath*

Agent #18 Reporting to her first day of duty!


*Is it OK, cuz I'm Sith? After all, all the Jedi here seem to have turned to the Dark Side *

my e-mail is spookyani@hotmail.com

 

Yes..! Well, I'm Agent...er...18? 19? It says 18 on the first page but then Ana just said she was 18 and...oh I've gone crosseyed.

Anyhow...

I'm here reporting for duty! Can I be in charge of making a DIE PALPY DIE graphic that we can all display?

Also, Lady Kenobi, if you would like any of my stories from NOL, feel free to take them. Whatever colors you chose are fine. Ps: what is the address of your site?

aa

 

Agent 15 is here!!!

Go for it AA! If you want to, you could do a picture of our uniforms!

Attire:

Black baseball cap and/or black visor w/ red lettering, saying: DIE PALPY DIE!

Black t-shirt with red lettering, but dripping like blood saying (what else?): DIE PALPY DIE!

Have fun!

Also, a big, hearty welcome to all new agents!!

Agent 15

 

Agent 17 here...

If were talking about websites here. I'm starting an Ani/Ami one up called Lovers Destiny and I need some people to help me with the graphics. Like buttons, pictures, wallpaper, fanfiction, info and the layout of the site.

If you are interested in helping me please contact me!

Amidala

 

How about instead of the DVD logo with a disk underneath, DPD with a lightsaber underneath.

 

Agent #8 AKA Squirrel Hunter reporting in Wow all the agents What fun we shall have. Oh I found this on my thread "What would be the best way to eliminate/hurt Palpatine........ Anyway Ashamaphone something in. Could I post it here? Let me know. It's awfully funny and totureful Muwahahahaha