Kelly Clarkson is a Flatso.

I'm sure Eeth looks like Brad Pitt or Christian Bale.

 

Actually I called her a flatso. Not fat.

I have a nice John Belushi build.
Dead Sexy

 

A normal woman shouldn't look like a sack of moldy potatoes. But that's just me..

.. and Eeth...

 

Uh huh.

 

I believe in your first post you said fat + flat = flatso. So noone was to take that as you were saying she was fat? I think that was exactly the message that was being sent. Why not just say Kelly Clarkson is a Flat?

 

Busted

 

I will agree on one thing - she has a huge mouth.

 

I'm so glad I'm not famous.

It's not that I exactly feel sorry for celebrities, but having your most unflattering moments (and we all have them) plastered all over magazine covers and teh interwebs has got to suck.

 

Honestly though.
Let's get serious for a second.

What do you call the thick extra skin on her thighs and stomach?

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/eethit/survey-says-fat.jpg]

 

If she was purple she would look like Grimace.


I kid. I kid.

 

Fixed.

 

While i don't care for her personally, it's nice to see not every famous girl at a young age feels the need to be a stick. Calling that fat is just ridiculous.

 

::looks at the contents of the thread, shakes her head, and leaves the thread::

 

No kidding. Her boobs are freakishly small for her overall figure. I'd have expected her to be more like a C-cup.

 

You can't be a slender tight bodied girl eating sandwiches like that.

And I'm offended at the photoshopping they do on her CD jacket and magazine spreads.

If she wants to stand up for the regular girl DO NOT let them tweak the pics to make you look like a super model.

 

So a slendar girl isn't allowed to eat a hotdog once in awhile? The mayonnaise is in front of her but I don't think the evidence is conclusive that she actually used any of it. The ketchup is open and is obviously on the hotdog however I wasn't able to tell if there was mayonnaise on the bun.

As far as the pictures go they are horrible however that doesn't mean they are accurate. A lot of it is the angle and she looked a lot better when the picture was enlarged rather than just the tiny one. She has a pear shape which means her butt is larger than her chest. She won't be able to change it regardless of how much she works out. Her thighs don't look like they stick together.

I agree Eeth that more celebrities need to say no to the air brushing and photoshopping. It is ridiculous to allow yourself to be portrayed as having a perfect (unattainable) figure.

 

OMG!!!! This thread is trying to convince me that hawt celebs could be plain/yucky in RL!?!?!?!1176

YOU'RE JEOPARDIZING TEH SYSTEM!!!1111O!-ie12i09e12

 

Thank you for being objective.

As usual crackie has me rolling

 

i agree completely....it disgusts me that people would say such horrible things about her....like you people have never eaten anything big and messy! it is ridiculous that guys like you expect women to all look like swim suit models! why can you not appreciate a women unless she has a perfectly toned body and huge breasts?? people like you cause imnumberable problems to women of all ages who aren't 5'10" and 110 pounds, people like me i might point out, and i can say i neither look like her nor support her (not a fan at all) however it isn't about who this is, but what you all are saying....i highly doubt that any of you who called her fat are all that toned and thin, so get realistic....no REAL women can look like what you expect

 

See gabe's post.

 

It's not just a hotdog with some ketchup and maybe some mayo.

It's a foot long with a slice of cheese wedged inbetween the frank and the bun, and a bowl of fries. And her thighs do stick together.

Bottom line: Ick.

EDIT: And I despise huge breasts.

 

That's a damn fine sandwich if you ask me....

 

I'd hit it. (the sandwich)