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I want to build a still so I can make gin, but the Twilight Empress won’t let me. Thinks I’ll blow up the house or something.

 

* Looks at the boxes *
Ummm... Bushmills... Jameson... Kilbeggan... Looks like I got Irish covered.

* Takes a bottle of Eagle Rare for myself *

 

Mmmmm Bushmills.... *drools*

I think it is time I pulled out my Death Star ice mold and fill it with Bushmills Whiskey. Love adding that to drinks.

 

"Chill? In our moment of enjoyment? I think you underestimate your pleasure!"

 

Is this only for the masters to gather together? *smiles sheepishly*

 

*hands @SkywalkerShine an appropriate drink*
Shh... don't ask and just enjoy. Drink this.

 

*reloads frozen codfish*

 

Ah! Thank you. *Happily takes the drink and glances at @Darth_wanderguard before drinking it*

O_O *Drinks the beverage with wide eyes, looking ahead*

Mm! Thanks, @Mostlymad! ^_^

 

* Examines Wanderguards codfish *
Is that Everrot®?

 

*bashes IshyZ about the head with it*

I don’t know, does it look like it to you?

 

"THANK YOU, SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"

 

*drinks the last few sips of wine straight from the bottle*

 

*Presents @QueenSabe7 a bottle of Jim Beam black and bows before her*

Here you go, my lady. I wasn't sure if you'd like this, but this is a gift from me to you.

 

*snickers at @DarthIshyZ getting a taste of his own rotten cod* I was waaaaay too aggravated at work for a Friday. I needed that laugh.

 

*hands the Kaleesh a Snickers bar*

 

*eyes it suspiciously* You poisoned it, didn’t you?

 

Say listen, would I go and do a thing like that?

 

Yes. -_-

 

But why is the wine gone??

 

Well you see, it tisn't, your highness. That was only the bottle I gave Sabe.

 

Well clearly if it’s gone then it’s because she drank it all. Baroness, answer for your crimes.

 

Certainly. If the crimes was drink, answer for your Baroness you had better do.

 

I know how ya feel, Superman...

 

Oh I'm sorry (not rly)... drinking all the wine is a crime? But all the wine is MINE. *evil cackle*


*ahem* Thank you, apprentice. Have a prestige point for knowing how to properly suck up to your Master.

 

Thank you my lady. And you're welcome. I aim to please.

And great news! I'm free on Mondays and Fridays. If you have a task for me, I will do my best to submit them on time. I am determined to prove myself and be more responsible.