Discussion in 'New Films Gusher's Paradise - April Fools!' started by Pro Scoundrel
, Mar 24, 2018.
Kylo Ren in the bloopers.
He also is shredded so he has that going for him.
Actually, I think Chewie might count, too.
But... Unca Wanwo!
Hasn't thought to strike him down in his sleep with a lightsaber or shoot him in the gut, so he might get the award by default.
Wow how many uncles? Luke, Chewie, Wanwo, uncle Snoke... Chewie and Wanwo are lucky though,
What are you talking about he's got the perfect relationship with his family and Uncle's.
I think my fave is this one
Uh, yeah. I don’t trust anything. Poisson D’Avril and all that.
Believe nothing and trust no one, just like any other day.
There are many reasons to like the big bad ...
But can he come back? Can he be redeemed? Can his hair be redeemed? Can his hair be made into a wig if he croaks? Is it too late for the bad boy of the trilogy? Some people certainly think so, others, like me, take comfort in the fact that anything can happen in a fairytale, and it sure will.
Keep in mind he killed his dad quickly. He could have drawn Han's death out, made him really suffer. But he was too compassionate for that, so one quick stab, and well, Han should have died RIGHT THEN but the stubborn guy just hold to hold one to spout a few more lines.
And it started early.
Yeah, I think it really showed how Ben Solo truly cared for his father, like no other son.
And how much his father loved him, that he would die for him.
I know - the caring was so...so... - brought tears to my eyes.
It served its purpose, like all things do.
When Ben killed Han you can see how careful Ben is with Han's body. Tell me which son could do it for his daddy
I just now that Kylo is thinking, "why is that guy twirling his hair?"
Let’s not forget, he is such a mommy’s boy too. He really had that heart to heart moment before his co pilots decided to blow her into the vacum of space.
He defeated Snoke. And as the greatestest scriptwriter in living memory wrote: Snoke, "cannot be defeated".
There's your miracle right there. Beatification a lay down misere!
As Martin Luther King once said: "I have a dream... to support Kylo Ren's dream!"
Kylo killed Snoke and "accidentally" got distracted enough to let the Resistance escape. He's totally a hero.
Awww. Kylo knew Dad was too old. He saved him from the nursing home.
In fact, if it weren't for the FO, people wouldn't die at all and the undead would overwhelm GFFA. The FO understands that death is important.
Technically Kylo is the only SW character to mention the name of the SW chapter/movie “ The Last Jedi” !