Let's play a game: "Identify that movie quote!"

Okeydokey, then!
We still have three unanswered quotes above, so let's get crackin', people!

Now for my latest (9/26/05):
4) "Now look! I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover! And all for this lunacy called love, this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again! Never!"

 

" Id go in there with you but..."


" Yeah, I know, theres a problem with your face "



I gotta an unanswered one a few pages back. Interested to see if anyone can guess it:

" O..H..H..H M..A..D..D O..N..E "

Ill give the hint that I didnt want to before: Wu Tang Clan.

 

Darth Pazuzu:

time to celebrate...I got one; well your newest one anyway.

That would be MERLIN from EXCALIBUR. One of my favorites.

I won't do a new one since we already have 3 existing...

 

Thanks, redsabreanakin! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to guess anybody else's so far. It seems to be rather alarmingly typical of me...

Now...bringing us up to date:
1) "Doesn't it bother you that a straight man to a chimpanzee is gonna be the next President of the United States of America? I mean, don't you find that upsetting?!"
(The actor who speaks this line has already been established on the previous page, but no one's correctly guessed the movie yet. Chaz1138 made a good try, but failed!)

2) "I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!"
(Ghost_Jedi kind of already guessed this one, but he didn't quite nail the title correctly!)

3) "Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good."

And now for my new one! (9/27/05):
4) "Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?"


P.S. I sure could use weezer's housecleaning skills right about now!

 

Once again, chaos reigns on the board! *LMAO* I don't know who the above quote is from and I was never guessing at it. The quote that I believed was from Jim Belushi in the movie The Principal is the following line:

Guess maybe I got lost in the thread *LOL*

The above quote was spoken by Robin WIlliams in Death to Smoochy (not trying to steal Arwen Kenobi's thunder, just trying to make sense of how thigns fell together). But all along, I thought that your clue about a relative of a Saturday Night Live alumnus speaking a line was referring to this line, not the line about the straight man to a chimpanzee becoming President. I have no clue who uttered the chimpanzee line.

Also, my quote:

Here's a better clue:

This is from a wildly popular adult television cartoon. This episode was recently aired on Comedy Central.

 

And now for my new one! (9/27/05):
4) "Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?"

Is this from Mr. & Mrs. Smith?

 

Incorrect! I'll give two hints:
It was the last film directed by a legendary filmmaker before his death, and the two leads were married at the time they were making the film, but not anymore...

I'm not going to give a new quote today. We've still got four of my quotes stacked up, and I believe I should give everyone else time to catch up!

 

"Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?"

Eyes Wide Shut?


I also have one

"Nature sucks."

 

Big Trouble in Little China

"I've always known... I'll die alone."

 

I know this one! I know this one!
William Shatner as Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier!

By the way, Obi-Wan2001, have you any idea what the first three of my last couple quotes are? Lightsabel2 already guessed the fourth as being Eyes Wide Shut...

 

Right on, Darth_Pazuzu. I always enjoyed the camping sequence in Star Trek V. Good stuff between Kirk, Bones, and Spock. Although, dying alone isn't exactly what happens with Kirk down the line.

Hmmm, the movie with James Belushi and it's based on a true story. Is it Michael Mann's Thief?

 

"I'll be there in an hour... better make that two."

 

never mind

 

"I'll be there in an hour...better make that two"

would that be Timothy Dalton from The living Daylights?


I know we have some existing but I have one now...

"well when a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and hard on; I figure he isn't out collecting for the red cross"

 

Bringing us up to date (yet again):
1) "Doesn't it bother you that a straight man to a chimpanzee is gonna be the next President of the United States of America? I mean, don't you find that upsetting?!"

No, it's not. I'll drop another hint: It's a political thriller set somewhere in South America.

2) "I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!"
(Ghost_Jedi kind of already guessed this one, but he didn't quite nail the title correctly!)

3) "Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good."

Here's my new quote for 9/29/05:
4) "You got to go through a lot of sex to be ready for anti-sex."

 

" PRAISE THE LORD !! "

 

A lot of movies.

 

Thats true - but Im thinking of one specifically. Totally out of the mainstream but definetely a known in here. Hint: the line is said during a duel. A seriously underrated film, also.

 

1. Is this salvador??

2. Paths of Glory

4. I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)

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[i]Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'. [/i]

 

Correct on all counts, Ghost_Jedi! Congratulations.
Now if someone would just answer number three!...

 

"Uh-huh, that's it. Right there." (Actually, it's TV. )

"Good thing I get paid by the job and not the hour. Looks like I'm going to be here a while."

As for three, is it something about Edison?

 

Bringing us up to date:
1) "Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good."

Now for my new one (10/2/05):
2) "Go home and get your _______ shine box!"
(probably way too easy!)

 

2) "Go home and get your _______ shine box!"
(probably way too easy!)

That would be said by Frank Vincent to JOe Pesci in Goodfellas

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Just as a reminder:
[b][i]
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'. [/i][/b]

 

I remember. And that's a really cool quote, Ghost_Jedi, but unfortunately I'm drawing a blank right about now...!

 

You're right, it is a cool quote