Saga Letter to the Galaxy - by Darth Vader

unless you step near the cape

 

ROFLMAO!!!!! )

Bloody. Damn. Brilliant.

*keels over laughing*

 

LOL! Great work, rhonderoo!

 

That was totally funny!!

 

MY-T-Chewbacca: So, he got the reaction he was looking for!! Thanks for stopping by!

owpheonix: Glad it made you chuckle! Thanks!

Lilu: Poor, poor Vadey.

Thanks for reading!

Nameless_Alien: Thanks for stopping in! Doesn't he look innocent?

Shinar: Thanks! He really likes his cape.

Jedi Skysong: Thank you for the compliment and for stopping by!

kristeh: Thanks!

jedisister: Now don't you all feel sorry for him???

 

I re-worked this a wee bit for another site and decided to repost here and give it an up.

So Up!

 

ROFLMAO

Poor misunderstood Vader. The whiny son part was great!

 

"I do not stalk the streets of Coruscant at night looking for kittens to dismember."

*giggles* It truly frightens me how many people probably think that Vader doing that would be perfectly in character.

Very well done, it was nice to have a laugh after the evil that is work.

 

But I daresay that is probably the only bad trait he inherited from his mother. And looking back it should be decidedly evident that I was trying to teach the boy a lesson. You will notice that only when I pushed ?THE? Skywalker button did he beat me. Ahem, I mean?did I let him beat me.

His sister, on the other hand?is definitely my kid. Granted she may have gotten a little misguided in her intentions along the way, but never let it be said that one can cross her and come away unscathed. Now if only she would improve her taste in men?

At least he can fly.

Pilots can be dashing figures. Just ask her mother.

That was too funny!

 

LOL! Hey, that was GREAT! Keep up the good work!

Very funny, especially his views on the kids. Although Anakin has been whiny occasionally- "Qui-gon sir, can we slow down? I'm tired!"

 

LMAO I read this recently on FF.N when I stumbled on your profile..
And yes, he seems soooo innocent with that murder line LMAO Can I hug him? I promise I won't touch the cape!

 

So really there is no reason to fear me so, you see..


That is...unless you step near the cape.



Stumbled on this, found it absolutely hilarious.

 

My point is this: I believe you all get somewhat carried away in your... perceptions ?of me.

that was so Vader! I could hear him saying that! lol!!

congrats on the nom!!

 

Shadowknight1 - Thank you! Yeah, that whiny Padmé...

Ailowyn - Thank you for stopping by! Yeah, it's easy to get carried away with Vader's evil side - because it is just so much fun! Glad I could help after the evil work day.

BrokenNoseOfQuiGon - Thanks!!

iegoangel - Thanks for clicking! Yeah, whininess isn't just limited to teens in the Skywalkers.

Ana_Libris - Thanks for the reply on this board also.

Spike2002 - Glad Lord Vader tripped you up. Thanks for coming by!

SarkaVrae - Thank you!



Thanks so much for reading and nominating this. You are much appreciated.

 

that was bloody brilliant awesome work

 

AHHHHH! Hilarious! I LOVE IT! Fics with Vader in this mindset are the BEST!

 

A total scream.

Love it!

 

"WINNER of the Winter 2004 Readers' Choice Award for Humor

Letter to the Galaxy, by Darth Vader by rhonderoo"

~*~ Congratulations, Rhonda!!! ~*~

 

Thanks, Trace.

And THANK YOU to all of you who read this and to those who voted for this little ditty from the Dark Lord. I am well and truly flattered!

 

Congratulations on your win for this! It was so well deserved! I love this piece!

 

Congratulations, rhonderoo!

 

I loved how Luke got being whiney from his Mother. But Leia being stuburn was something Vader liked. I did laugh the most though at the end with the cape thing.

 

Nice. I liked the ironic comment that Luke was his mother's because of the whinyness even though we all know he got it from Anakin! Great vig.

 

Loved it! Made me feel better after a not-so-great day...

 

[skirting the edges of the cape] Oh, that was just...brilliant - and Obi gloating too !