Buff, NY Lightsabers and stuff...

Good! lol!

The VD got carried away with AOTC and has some of the most oddest descriptions on lightsabers, costumes, weapons and such.

Like the Anakin Dark Knight section, when there were darker dressed Council and padawans....

Its for pics mainly, thats the fun

 

Yikes! A left handed knuten valve? The description for the button head cap screw reads:
"Low-power pulse indicator". Who wrote this stuff? The out of work Star Trek writers?
I see your point...

 

LOL i know what you mean Gil, that was too much.

 

I chucked at this thread as I looked through my (LENSATIC OPTICAL ENHANCERS) "glasses". I then gently layed my hands down on the individual (LINGUISTIC CHARACTER SELECTION SWITCHES) "buttons" on my (THOUGHTS-TO-IMAGERY DIGITAL TRANSFERRENCE UNIT) "keyboard". As the (HIGH-VELOCITY ROTARY COOLANT SYSTEM) "C.P.U. fan" whirred at a steady pace to give me some assurance that my (CENTURY'S OLD RUSTED PIECE OF DEEP SPACE SALVAGE EQUIPMENT) "Dell Computer" was not about to explode, my (OBSERVATION AND MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY OFFICER IN CHARGE OF REGULATING PERSONAL MONETARY FEED) "boss" gave me some verbal discipline for doing this while at work.

 

And that my friend is when the Lightsaber comes in to quell unruly bosses! LOL

I was able to find an image of the mock "Duels with Darth" from Disney...

[image=http://www.starwars.com/community/captions/2001/07/img/caption5.jpg]

"Your powers are weak, little girl"

 

Sure, I'm small and my powers are weak, but I'm drinking Blue Milk
and soon you'll be sorry you made fun of me Darth!

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About 14% of your daily vitamins can be found in fresh blue Bantha milk.
It helps give little girls the energy to whomp on Dark Lords of the Sith
with their lightsaber. (Sound familliar John?)

Brought to you by the Tatooine dairy and Nerfherders association.

 

HAHA Gil!

Poor John....and we got it on video tape

 

I gotta see it again! Did you get the sounds with it too?

 

Just a heads up, the Master Replicas Power FX Darth Vader
and Luke ROTJ have just been put on sale for $40.00 off the original price!
Even though these sabers cannot be dueled with, they do look nice and have SOUND!
Quite the step up from the Hasbro toy role play lightsaber, these puppies are made of metal and plastic.
These are licensed by Lucasfilm, but are not limited edition. The display stand is not included at the special price.

[image=http://www.rebelscum.com/mr/mr-vaderfx-12.jpg]

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Sale ends 12/15, No matter if you're Naughty or Nice...

 

Excuese me as I wipe up my drool. Oh sorry Gil, hear let me wipe off your shoe for you.
<Wipe wipe> There good as new. OUCH!!!

 

EEEWWWWW Drool!!!

 

Have you never heard of "spit-shining" boots?
Er, drool shining in this case... Still 99 dollars is a good deal for the Vader FX,
as for the Luke, well,you'll have to make up your own mind since
I have not seen it in person.
Still it is a cool holiday promotion...

 

Never posted any good pictures of the EP1 sabers in the stable...

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[image=http://www.rmpd.com/quiel2.JPG]

 

Wheww! I thought you broke your New Year's Resolution already.

 

Wow that Qui-Gon looks immaculate........

 

Geez, incredible what a little spit-shine and sidewalk concrete can do, huh?
AND, YES, it really was the blue milk I have drank all these years... Need to get another few gallons for tomorrow!

 

mmmmm got blue milk!

 

Why yes, yes I do! Looks really cool with Cocoa Puffs in the morning...
Maybe we should send some up to John? Poor John. Don't feel bad, we never have let BobaChris forget about the funhouse either. But atleast that isn't on film for all eternity!

 

Hmmmm Lisa, you just might have something there with the concrete...
I leave you with this thought:

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Need I say more?

 

I do NOT have butter fingers

 

C'mon, you knew that was coming sooner or later Justin!
Oh yeah...
Justin Monk Starring as:
[image=http://www.ice.org/unzipped/1997/03/kb-jedi.jpg]
Coming Soon To A Arena Near You!
Rated S (for slippery)

 

That pic looks JUST like me, wow, even the long hair and all!

 

GIL its all your fault i cant get off the parks website!!!!! sooner or later i will also need a gun case.

 

This is my fault how? Step away from the computer.
Don't hate the player, hate the game...

 

I felt like pretty woman when she reaches for the necklas (i almost said jewels)and he closes it on her fingers!! i cant wait, i am counting my pennies when i get home.