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Liv Tyler is a Big Ugly Buffoon Who Should Take a Long Ride in a Slow Leaky Boat

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mortimer_Snerd, Jul 8, 2004.

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  1. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I really don't like Liv Tyler that much. I really don't like how the role of Arwen was embellished for the sake of stupid Hollywood "romantic sub-plot" standards. I hope she chokes on a walrus.

     
  2. Qui Gon Moon

    Qui Gon Moon Jedi Master star 5

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    I hope she chokes on a walrus.

    I'll let you know how that goes.

    [face_cowboy]QGM[face_cowboy]
     
  3. Balrog_Paradox

    Balrog_Paradox Jedi Master star 5

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    I don't know about a walrus, but otherwise, I agree. Stupid Arwen and her "Magical powers." she didn't have any magical powers. Glorifindel was cool. :(
     
  4. k3po

    k3po Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hey, Walrus is the name of my..... Nevermind.
     
  5. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    She is a bit goofy looking.....
     
  6. Qui Gon Moon

    Qui Gon Moon Jedi Master star 5

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    Hey, Walrus is the name of my..... Nevermind.

    Nice try R2. Two minutes too late though.

    [face_cowboy]QGM[face_cowboy]
     
  7. k3po

    k3po Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'll hit atleast a few dozen times.
     
  8. k3po

    k3po Jedi Knight star 6

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    R2????, hey bug off frat boy.
     
  9. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    [face_laugh]

    I love this brief from Mad's Pop Off Video of Aerosmith's "Crazy" music video:

    The director wanted Liv Tyler to take off her clothes five times in the four-minute video. But Steven Tyler put his foot down, saying, "That's my daughter, and I refuse to let her strip more than five times."
     
  10. Jaina313

    Jaina313 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I don't like her either!! Gah, I'm glad someone else feels the same way!
     
  11. Ani_dala

    Ani_dala Jedi Knight star 6

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    Why not, whats wrong with the girl?

    You know who I don't like, Natalie Portman...

    Liv is awesome, and she is Steven Tyler's daughter, how cool can that be!
     
  12. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    You know who I don't like, Natalie Portman...

    I thought the whole point of summer vacation was so that I wouldn't have to have these arguments like the ones I had at school. And Walken can back me up on this. ;)
     
  13. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You know who I don't like, Natalie Portman...


    Nice icon.

     
  14. Balrog_Paradox

    Balrog_Paradox Jedi Master star 5

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    /Obligatory


    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
     
  15. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Nice icon.

    Beat me to it.
     
  16. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I was just exposed to that Aerosmith video with her and that bucktoothed blonde from the least watchable Batman movie and now I think I'm going to be sick. Why do chicks like those two pass for hot?

     
  17. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Liv Tyler is a Big Ugly Buffoon Who Should Take a Long Ride in a Slow Leaky Boat


    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Best. Title. Ever :D

    I agree that the role of Arwen was incredibly stupid, but that's hardly Liv's fault. Personally, I don't really mind her ;)

    BaronFel88 [face_laugh] That's great :D
     
  18. Cow_Girl

    Cow_Girl Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I agree with Mortimer on this Issue, Her role in LOTR was way over blown.
     
  19. darth_obawan

    darth_obawan Jedi Master star 4

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    Yes, the part of Arwen was screwed up in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, but is that any reason to hate Liv Tyler? Why don`t you hate the casting people instead or something?
     
  20. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    In all fairness I hated Liv Tyler before LOTR was even in production.

     
  21. anakin_skywalker_sct

    anakin_skywalker_sct Jedi Master star 5

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    Why, Mort, what's she ever done to you?
     
  22. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    i hate it when i hate someone, and then it becomes cool to hate them. then everyone just thinks i hate them because everyone else was doing it.
     
  23. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I hate that.

     
  24. SaberGiiett7

    SaberGiiett7 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    She's actually smoking hot. But what the hell do I know? :oops:I'm just some guy nobody listens to anyway. ;)

    <[-]> Saber
     
  25. FateNaberrie

    FateNaberrie Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Today I will offer myself to Rex Manning
     
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