Liv Tyler is a Big Ugly Buffoon Who Should Take a Long Ride in a Slow Leaky Boat

Liv Tyler IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Count your blessings that they didn't cast Paris Hilton for that role!

*counts blessings*

If that had happened...I would have gone on a kill-crazy rampage of epic proportions.

*comes close to having aneurism...veins bulge*

 

Cutting Tom is about the only change I really understand.

-P!-

 

I dated a girl for a year that looked a lot like Liv Tyler. She was amazing. I don't know about Liv Tyler but I bet the dude from Space Hog is happy.

 

I bet the dude from Space Hog has really good taste.








*pukes*

 

You people need to quit picking on Liv. She is like a flower.....delicate and beautiful. And she has been bestowed with the greatest gift of all recently....she is with child. How dare you pick on a pregnant women.

 

She's beautiful. Maybe you're looking at a different Liv Tyler from Iowa or something. She's gorgeous.

 

Liv Tyler is pregnant? She's spawning? That is horrible. Sapient what does it for you? Her huge jaw? That overbite? Her horselike face in general? How about the fact that she's the talentless hack daughter of a rock star and a playmate, born into wealth and privilege and never having to actually go through the hell that is being an actor who can't get noticed. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb (thank you Calvin Coolidge), yet people like Liv Tyler get to get paid millions of dollars to travel to New Zealand and learn Tolkienian Elvish and all sorts of other way cool stuff.

Thank god for people like Benicio Del Toro who proves that, as thin as it may be, there is still hope for real people.

 

I have to admit, Liv Tyler IS the daughter of a rock star.

 

I'm not that harsh of a judge. And I think she's got a beautiful innocence about her and casting in LotR was perfect. Her body is great. What am I missing?

 

Mortimer,
Why don't you discuss the positive aspects of Liv's life and career? Please try to not be so negative. You will be better off.

 

Her casting in LOTR was perfect? Dude, Arwen is SUCH an incidental character whose role was , oh hell I said it all earlier in this thread, no need to continue. I guess to each his own, but yuck.

Smelly and Viper, the extensive pussification procedures you have gone through have yielded remarkable results.

 

Smelly and Viper, the extensive pussification procedures you have gone through have yielded remarkable results.

You will be a better person yourself if you follow my ways.

 

In the books, Arwen is very minor and certainly hardly mentioned in FotR. But if I were single and someone like that had an interest in me, I'd throw up my hands with thanks.

 

Smelly, no one wants a sex change.

 

Smelly, no one wants a sex change.

Now that was not nice. All I changed was my attitude. Not my sex.

 

Upping this thread because The kinder, gentler Smelly was the last poster. That was quite a thing, the Flower Force. Let's hope it doesn't resurface anytime soon.

 

She was good in That Thing You Do, I thought...

I didn't care for how they made Arwen such a central figure, but I did like that at least they used stuff from the Appendices and stuff instead of making crap up...

 

Upping cause this is a classic. And she really does have a horse-like face.

And if we're comparing SW and LotR for babe factor, SW wins.

 

I'd rather do her than Renee Zellweggar

 

That is true.

 

Doesn't matter since you won't be doing either of them.

 

To be perfectly honest, I'm not really a fan of her preformances, especially in LOTR.

 

I liked her in that movie "One Night At McCool's", but only because she dyed her hair red.

 

She is pretty hot in my opinion. I also doubt most of the people insulting her woould refuse her sexual advances