Rocky M, NC Lord of the Rings OR Last Samurai

Sorry Riff. Personally, I can relate a bit more to the Last Samurai than any Star Wars movie. I know your heart is breaking.

 

Bomb France...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

You know, I'm waiting on the day when France grows some testicles and decides to bomb you back, buddy.

 

Comments like that will earn you a one way ticket to Paris bub...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Um they can't, the Nazi party used a form of toxic agents in the water during WWII. So now all of the French are sterile as a doctor's office. I mean their Birth to death rate is a -1.

 

Go to Google.com.
Type in French Victories, then click "I'm Feeling Lucky"-not a google search.

 

Mordtat has a good point about it being difficult to compare the two flicks.

 

Result:

Did you mean: french military defeats

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.

Yeap that says it all

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

That wasn't my idea.

 

Before 1900s French were a dominate force amongst the European nations. During the Middle Ages they were a strong force. Also, let us not forget that the French aided us in the War against the British. They helped us gain our freedom, we at least owe them that much.

 

I think we have allowed them to continue long enough... the madness must stop... Bomb France.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Before 1900s French were a dominate force amongst the European nations. During the Middle Ages they were a strong force. Also, let us not forget that the French aided us in the War against the British. They helped us gain our freedom, we at least owe them that much.

They haven't done anything militarily worthwhile since 1066. As for their aid against the British, any obligation incurred was paid off 10-fold during WWI. To paraphrase the website Shido posted (which was brilliant BTW), the only reason they won the French Revolution is because they were fighting the French.

 

Yep, they were in what we call a "win-win" situation. But then again, they could have almost screwed that up, too. I wouldnt put it past them.

 

i once wanted to take a 3 day tour of france,
the germans beat me to it though

 

!!!!! THATS a GOOD one! I think you might have made Lodreh and Entropys day, with that one.

 

Yeah. I was trying to come up with a good Giligan's Island joke to go with it, but couldn't. Sorry.

 

Weeeeellllllll....

Sit right back and I'll tell a tale,
A tale of bombing France.
They name their dogs FiiiiiIIIFi,
and have funny pants!


Ok, yeah... that sucked. /sigh

 

Actually that wasnt bad Riff.

 

please keep your regular job...

By the by, in late 1999, I wrote a song to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme about my situation with the rackin' fracking so and so @#$%&...

It's not suitable for print here, though.... (psst.. there's cussin'!!!)

 

Thanks for your restraint, Joe-da! I wish some OTHER folks would learn that around here!!!! *cough* Mordtat *cough*

 

... i finally voted and i voted for The Last Samurai, mainly because it was the shiznak, and that dude that beats the crap out of Tom Cruise with the stick was hardcore

 

/looks shocked at Poldu!!!

 

Hmmm. Anything that Tom Cruise gets the crap kicked out of him cant be but so bad.

 

That movie was the greatest.