[Men and women] Have you ever been caught masturbating?

I got caught once by a guy in college. I was in the lounge late at night studying, and I got a little bored and nobody was around, so I slipped my hands down there. And sure enough as soon as I did, this guy came walking in and saw me.

 

was it catherine who caught you?

 

Congradulations, you're the first JCer to actually use her name and therefore scare the **** out of me even more.

 

aww, so i guess it wasnt her?

heh if it WAS her i'd bet she'd be all over you like ripped pants on spongebob

 

I have been interupted while preparing, but I think the person didn't know what they almost interupted.

 

You have no idea what I'm talking about, just ask Darth.

 

lemme guess, you were taking your pants off and had lotion all over your hands, with hardcore porno on the tv?

 

You're not as smart as I thought.

 

lol it was a joke

 

That wasn't.

 

My ex-girlfriend walked in on me. I've never experienced a more awkward silence.

 

Fine, be that way

next time i'm at your house you aint gettin any

 

any what?

 

i dunno, it just seemed like a funny thing to say at the time

 

I'm still lauging becuase one you have a horrible memory and two you're not very quick to pick up on things. I'll leave it at that.

 

and i'm still laughing because youre judging people on what they say on an online messege board

also the catherine thing is pretty funny

 

I believe the other day you were laughing at something even more.

 

had 3 close calls.

1 time with my uncle.... musta been wierd walking in on me sitting in my rocking chair with nothing going on but me sitting there and then needing a minute before finishing up some yard work...

2 times with my mom.... one time at night, while under my covers. Actually, I guess she caught me in the act, but I doubt you could tell. I sleep naked half the time, so nothing to noticeable going on. And one time she knocked on my door just after finishing. Hurriedly pulled my pants up and went to the door, but she had left cause I said one minute, I guess/

 

once i caught my friend * to a picture of Yoda.

can't say that

 

So that's what trisexual means.

 

[jack sparrow]thats interesting... very interesting[/jack sparrow]


That reminded me, i've caught my friend twice

 

Episode I puppet, II and III CGI, or V and VI muppet?

-The Scummy-

 

Oh my.

I've never gotten caught. However I did get busted when I had the motherload of porno mags in my room back when I was like 13.

 

I don't think I've been caught. I've been disturbed a lot while doing it...but, never caught.

 

i think it was the episode 1 puppet.