Oceania Most Embarrassing Moments.. + Nudity

Only twice?

You poor boy...

 

Last night, my flatmate walked in on me in the buff, in the total buff!

Makes mental note to contact Sarah A...

E_S

 

Hang on...... still trying to stop laughing....... wait a minute.......

Okay... composing my self.

This is what made me laugh so hard....

So, PulsarSkate says "I had better turn on a light other wise I will trip over MY NAKED FLAT MATE AND HER BOYFRIEND WHO ARE DOING THE LOUNGE-A-SUTRA!"

And then....hehehe.... Foxy says..... ha ha ha ha....
"You made a sandwich?! That's f'ing hilarious!" HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, man, I feel like a giddy school girl.

 

Yeah...sandwhiches..they are just hilarious


And I want to know now Hawk...pretty please? With a free drink on top? Huh?

 

* attempt to breath, but begins laughing again....*

*about five minutes later, returns to the computer and tries to remember what the thread was about*
*check the thread*
*begins to laugh again*

Oh, I'm sorry, but those stories are quite funny, but I am curious about Hawk's little tale...

 

There was that time when me and Marv...ah, never mind.

 

Bahahaha.. yes, so many embarrassing moments involving nudity ^.~ Oh yes, I thought you'd enjoy that Keef.

Hey, I'm from FFNSW and don't know what the hell you are talking about Hawk. I demand satisfaction!!!

Ah, good stories, I do feel better now ^.^v


And no contacting teh Sarah A!

 

And no contacting Marv, either...

 

But...but...oh fine. there goes my fun for today

 

Hehehe...

 

No need to contact Marv.. you have incriminating pole pictures remember? ^.~

 

Oooohh yeaaahhhh!

I really need to get them developed

 

Come on guys, I need to know these things.

Spill deto (or do I need to post the pics of you wearing certain articles of clothing that I procured from someone you know? )

 

And no contacting teh Sarah A!



E_S

 

Spill deto (or do I need to post the pics of you wearing certain articles of clothing that I procured from someone you know?

The only person who has these photos is my girlfriend, so I don't think you'd have access to them...

 

I have a cracker. When I was at Uni in Wagga, a friend of mine from Albury (about an hour away) invited heaps of people to her 21st in her home town. Of course! Free beers! Why the hell not? Anyway, massive night of binge drinking, arrive back at the home of birthday girl's parents where about 35 people were supposed to be sleeping. So my gf and I jump into whatever bed we could find and fall into deep beer fuelled coma's. Be aware: from now on, the story comes from second hand sources.....

Later, some other party goers arrive at birthday girl's home to find my gf and I asleep in what they consider to be their bed. Now, in my experience, beds aren't set aside before the return home from the pub. In my world, it's first in best dressed. And while I was clearly the best dressed in the sleeping stakes, I was far from the best dressed when they dragged the covers off us in an effort to correct certain perceived injustices in the sleeping arrangements. So far from best dressed, in fact, as to be not dressed at all. I am led to believe that gaping silence echoed around the room before Iraq-style shock and awe set in ( ). Seeing my nekkid form eventually caused enough discomfort for them to leave the room and leave the blankets around the end of the bed, although the light was left on causing some discomfort and a restless night's sleep at best. Not restless enough to wake up in the event that some douchebag rips the covers off to expose your nudity to the world but then I guess I'm a heavy sleeper.

Learn well from my folly friends: check the pecking order of sleeping arrangements and never sleep in the buff outside your own bed

 

The only person who has these photos is my girlfriend, so I don't think you'd have access to them...

Who do you think I got them from?

 

Well to you, then...

 

Okay, sadly, I had an embarrassing thing happen to me at lunch. And what do i want to do? Tell you guys about it! My logic astounds even myself!

Anyhoo...I was walking along, talking on my mobile phone., catting to my friend about the fact that this friend she introduced me to last week has asked her out. I'm blabbing away, talking about how 'hawt' he is, etc etc...normal pretending-to-be-excited-when-you're-really-jealous girl language. And I decide to comment on the fact that he wears quite nice pants that show off his err...hmm, arse. Anyway, in true idiot-on-a-mobile form, I managed to say "NO, I said his pants are very flattering!" really loudly becasue she couldn't hear me. The guy ahead of me turns around says "Thanks, I just bought these pants today!"

Yay. I'm an idiot!

 

I'm sure we've done the embarrasing moments thread before, I remember posting about the time I got locked out and needed to go the toilet and didn't realise the kids next door had built a tree house...

 

one of my finest moments was the time a friend and i were rolling around her bed, only to find out that her husband was awake and listening the whole time and pretending to be sleeping. (they had an open relationship, btw) but it didn't stop him from doing impersonations of me at parties...

parents walking in on you doing the nasty is always a good one (my folks eventually decided to install an intercom system)

in kindergarden i peed myself in front of the whole class, that was kinda traumatic

the good news is that constant humiliation will desensitize you to feelings of embarrassment.
so i say run around naked all the time with pride!

 

Well, was that dude IN the bed while the.. rolling was going on? Coz, yea, I mean I think you might expect him to wake up huh? ^.^;;

At lunch, one of the guys said he was going to be pulled off to Bridget Jones that night, then went red as all started laughing at him, and I was the only one who didn't get it and I was all what? what? what's so funny and then later I got it and explaimed in my excitement -
"Oh!! He's getting pulled off!!!" Just as the president of Jim Beam came around the corner

And there was that time I got locked into 3 different toilets at 3 different clubs in one night..

I'm so retarded

 

Someone dacked me in high school; I kicked him so hard in the inside of his leg (if I had struck about 10cm to the right, I would've raised his voice a few octaves) that the skin turned yellow with bruising.

 

And there was that time I got locked into 3 different toilets at 3 different clubs in one night..

Good times.

 

Well, was that dude IN the bed while the.. rolling was going on?

erm, yeah. it was... well it was one of those strange nights, like when you lock yourself in three toilets
LMAO

at least you didn't pass out in one of them, i've done that