Oceania Most Embarrassing Moments.. + Nudity

Amazingly I have never experienced alcohol induced vomiting!

Well, last night was my work christmas party, it was great, everyone had a good time, the long island iced tea was free and plentiful, i'm sure i was witty and charming and funny and polite as were the others and now i'm back at work and everyone knows my "safety word"... WTF?!?!

Yes Ki, unfortunately there were many witnesses..

 

I kicked him so hard in the inside of his leg (if I had struck about 10cm to the right, I would've raised his voice a few octaves) that the skin turned yellow with bruising.

Ok, these aren't so much embarassing as they are painful...


This one time, in high school, we were on the sports field at lunch and one of my friends decided to kick another friend in the arse - unfortunately, the one being kicked decided at the last moment to bend over ...

... he was on the ground for who knows how long, curled up in pain, and every male in sight was standing in horrified silence.


And this other time, in high school, we were finishing PE on the basketball courts, and while we were walking out of the courts, the teacher called for the balls to be thrown back, and well, a friend was walking along when WHAMMMMMOOOOO - basketball landed on the side of his face. It stunned him into silence, until a few seconds later when WHAMMMMMOOOOO - another basketball landed on the other side of his face. Then he too collapsed to the deck and we stood around wondering whether to feel sorry for him or be amazed at the freakishness of it. (The people who threw them were so far away, and such bad shots, that they couldn't have done it on purpose).

 

Ouch.

bleedin OPPM

 

heh Heh! fOXI GOT CAUGHT NAKED!

So was this incident followed by mud wrestling by any chance?

 

AH.. and I had forgotten about this

No.. pillow fight of course.

 

I've got a ripper embarrassing momment, but I have a slight feeling it goes to far against the TOS.
It involves "shots in the mouth"
...if you get my drift...

 

Use euphemisms instead if it helps

 

Probably better than being shot in the eye

 

But hold up, Im a bloke...a straight bloke.
Wasn't me recieving the shot...heck it wasn;t the shot itself.
It was more to who walked in after the "shooting".

 

A parent?

 

Your parent = Embarrasing.

Her parent = Run like hell.

 

Know this from personal experience do ya Magi?

 

And oddly enough, that would not even come close to my most embarrassing moment...

 

Do we even want/need to go there?

On second thoughts, don't answer that.

 

No, there is only about 3 people who know about it.

Excluding the dozens of witnesses...

 

It was more to who walked in after the "shooting"

Lucky you were alone at the time, huh?

 

Lucky you were alone at the time, huh?

HaHa you're a crack up mate...no really, you are!

Nah S_M, it was niether. Was her step-sister, who happens to be a good friend.

 

Worse if it was your *actual* girlfriend who walked in on you and someone else...

That would be awkward.

 

Lucky you were alone at the time, huh?

stinrab + apt comic timing = GOLD!


E_S

 

Worse if it was your *actual* girlfriend who walked in on you and someone else...

I may be a ****. But I'm not that much of one.

 

You forget to mention you're irish. Bad craic.

E_S

 

*loads rifle*

 

My name is completely Irish...I could take offense...

 

Sleeping in the nude and not locking door = BAD.

Flatmates who walk in on you with their mums = BAD

Guests who stay over and walk in to say goodbye = BAD

Having to lock your bedroom door for peaceful nude sleeping = PAIN IN ASS

 

LOL, your funny foxi...you mean a flatmate caught you with their mum? How embarrassing!