Movie quote-o-thon

GW: "You must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures. I make crap!"
EW: "Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something!"
GW: "Yeah. Crap with a star."

~ George Weiss(Mike Starr) and Edward D. Wood Jr.(Johnny Depp), "Ed Wood"

 

"No, no, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'." ~ Days of Thunder

 

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."- Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill: Volume 1

 

"That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. I also promised that if some way I could get home again, I would find a nice peaceful town and spend the rest of my life in peace." ~ Band Of Brothers

GOD BLESS OUR VETERANS!!!

 

Virtual Reality teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
Virtual Reality teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
Virtual Reality teen girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?
[both remove their tops]
Virtual Reality teen girl #1, Virtual Reality teen girl #2: We love premarital sex!

Jason X

 

"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore." ~ Napolean Dynamite

 

"This is a daylight raid, gentlemen. Air Force, Marines, Navy, everything we got. They've had three years to get ready for us. The most formidable air defenses in the history of warfare. Our job, the task of the Intruder, is to kill SAMs. Make no mistake about it, gentlemen, SAMs are where your ordnance goes. Otherwise, those B-52's will be dead meat. We can expect a forest of SAMs and flak you can lay down on. We've got to cut a path through for the Air Force. We'll be going in broad daylight with nothing to hide behind. We'll be easy targets up there, gentlemen, but they're counting on us. Lean into it. Let's go downtown!"

~ Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli(Danny Glover), "Flight of the Intruder"

 

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

~ Blazing Saddles

 

"You wanna play 'hide the salami' with his wife?"

~ Buddy "Cloudy" Russo(Roy Scheider), "The French Connection"

 

"You produce more wood than Ron Jeremy. Instead of yelling RECO you should yell TIMBER!" ~ Boiler Room

 

What, huh?! What will come out no more?! - Big Trouble in Little China

 

"Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!" ~ Kentucky Fried Movie

 

"He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?" ~ Deliverance

 

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."- Lloyd, Say Anything

 

EB: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
VMK: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.

~ Earl Bassett(Fred Ward) and Valentine McKee(Kevin Bacon), "Tremors"

 

"I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp!" ~ Risky Business

 

AT: All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
RM: It keeps me warm.

~ Col. Andy Tanner(Powers Boothe) and Robert Morris(C. Thomas Howell), "Red Dawn"

 

"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts." Frank, The Naked Gun

 

"You were the chosen one!!"

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi(Ewan McGregor), "Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"

 

"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth." ~ The Longest Yard

 

>>"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

~ Blazing Saddles


Isn't it really Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

 

MatthewZ: What you posted about the "Badges" quote was true...from a certain point of view.

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"Can you help out a fellow American down on his luck?"

~ Fred C. Dobbs(Humphrey Bogart), "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

 

"Now why don't you try knockin' me down?" - Rocky V

 

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid! 'I just cleaned up this mess! Ya think you could just keep it CLEAN? For...for TEN MINUTES??'"

~ Bob Parr, aka Mr. Incredible(Craig T. Nelson), "The Incredibles"

 

"Elvis isn't soul."
"Elvis is GOD."
"Well, I never pictured God with a fat gut and a corset singing "My Way" at Caesars Palace." ~ The Commitments