Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Anakin: Who am I to argue with the Jedi Council?
Ahsoka: Usually the first in line.

 

Luke: History considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?
Rey: You're a Jedi Master.

 

Han: Smugglers have no concept of elegance.
Leia: This is obvious.

 

Salla Zend: Every man who has tasted my cooking has told me what a good smuggler I am.

 

Palpatine: What do you mean...the dark side?
Mace Windu: I only said that so you'd let me in.

 

"That doesn't look very scary. More like a three foot teddy."

"A teddy, huh? Ok, try to imagine yourself on the forest Moon of Endor. You get your first look at this 'three foot teddy' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bear - a little bit lumbering - and you sit still because you think maybe his vision's based on movement, like the Gorax, and he'll lose you if you don't move. But oh no, not the Ewok. You stare at him, and he stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. Because the Ewok is a pack hunter. He uses coordinated attack patterns, and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this. A six-inch flint blade, on the end of a spear. He doesn't bother to go for the jugular like a gundark, say. He slashes at you here, or here, or right across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So, you know, try to show a little respect."

 

Anakin: I say patience.
Obi-Wan: That sounds like a plan. And I love it when a plan comes together.

 

Vader: Now, as instructed, I have enlightened your courtiers concerning my plan—
Palpatine: MY plan!
Vader: ...the plan to crush the Rebellion.

 

Darth Vader: My real name is Anakin Skywalker. Someone might as well know.

Tarkin: I have magic hair that glows when I sing.

 

Mace Windu: Jedi are all about rules.
Satine: You look familiar.
Mace Windu: Mandalorian Civil War. 20 years ago.
Satine: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

 

A stormtrooper chorus have prepared a special song for Palpatine's birthday.

Who can take rebels out, drag them off for you,
Put them up against a wall and do the shooty thing we do?
Imperials!
Imperials can, 'cus we're tough, and rough and capable, we could subdue Naboo.

Who can catch Han Solo?
I don't mind at all!
Who can build a space station that looks just like a ball?
Imperials!

Yes the Empire's best folk are jolly hardy blokes
Flexible and quite capable
We can kill a Jedi with one hand
And deal with Vader's fear of sand!

Who can, who can, who can, who can?

The Imperials can, 'cus we're all cloned from one man.
We'll clean the cosmos up for you!

 

Anakin: The war started because of the vile Dooku and his villainous empire-building.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, the Republic at present covers three-quarters of the galaxy, while the Separatist Alliance consists of a small droid factory on Cato Neimoidia. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.

 

An encore for the stormtrooper choir.

When a rebel's not engaged in his employment,
Or maturing his rebellious little plans
His capacity for innocent enjoyment
Is just as great as any loyal man’s.

Our feelings we with difficulty smother
When the Empire's great duty's to be done
Ah, take one consideration with another
A stormtrooper's lot is not a happy one.

When the Death Star saboteur is not exploding
Torpedoes in a narrow maintenance tube
In the cantina with the blue milk all a gurgling
And practicing with a loaded chance cube.

Ah, take one consideration with another
A stormtrooper's lot is not a happy one
When the Empire's great duty's to be done
A stormtrooper's lot is not a happy one.

 

They're warriors, and they're ugly. They got big helmets, big armour, and big weapons, and they stink.
Mandalorians.

 

Padme: Chancellor, if I may comment, I do not believe the...
Palpatine:..."situation is that serious." But I do. Your'e on a death list, senator.
Padme: Death list? What do you mean death list?
Palpatine: I mean that the separatists have released a set of objectives, the effect of which if realized would be to create an immediate vacancy...You're on a death list, senator.

 

Mace: You. I was about to expose you.
Palpatine: I know, so I choose to expose myself.
Obi-Wan: Please...there are Padawans present.
Palpatine: All of you thought you killed the Sith Lord? Why? You never encountered him until tonight.
Mace: You're the Sith Master!
Palpatine grins
Anakin: Wait a minute! Then who did I kill?
Palpatine: My apprentice.
Anakin: Ah, Sithspawn.

 

Anakin: Death comes for us all, Count Dooku, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be ... without honor.

 

Clone dinnertime

Barcara: In your face, camel cake!
Rex: In your rear, dewback derrière.
Barcara: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-blurrg.
Rex: You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food, dude.
Clones: Bangarang, Rex!

 

Kal Skirata: You've got better instincts than anyone in the clone army.
Walon Vau: That's like saying I've got bigger shebs than anyone in the droid army.

 

Han: I've never committed a cold-blooded murder in my life...and I won't. Not till I find Greedo.

 

Deliah Blue: Question: what if I see something that I wanna take and it belonged to someone else?
Marasiah Fel: You would be arrested.
Deliah Blue: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Marasiah Fel: It's still illegal.
Deliah Blue: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, ma'am, you understand me? [Cade leads her off] I can't have a discussion with this lady?
Jariah Syn: Say someone does something that irks me, and I decide to remove his spine.
Marasiah Fel: Th-that's actually murder, one of... the worst crimes of all. So, also illegal.
Jariah Syn: [genuinely surprised] Huh.
Cade Skywalker: [pats Marasiah Fel's shoulder] They'll be fine, Fel. I'm gonna keep an eye on 'em.
Marasiah Fel: You?!
Cade Skywalker: ...Yeah. Me.
Marasiah Fel: ...This might not be the best idea.

 

Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker.
Born and schooled on Tatooine.
Graduated from Coruscant University in 1993 with a double first in politics and Sith literature.
Attended Jedi training college, displaying an impressive aptitude in both field training and theoretical studies.
Excelled way beyond peers, passed into the Jedi Order and soon proved worth as a Knight.
Establishing both a popularity and an effectiveness in the community- Furthering his skills with elective training courses in advanced flying and creative fruit eating.
Also became heavily involved in many extra curricular activities and to this day holds the Jedi record for podracing.
Began operations in a Mos Eisley armed response unit, and received a bravery award from Jabba the Hutt for efforts in the resolution of
Operation Sand People.
In the last twelve months alone, has received nine special commendations, achieved the highest arrest record for any Jedi in the Galaxy and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently losing his arm when attacked by a man dressed as Yoda.

 

Thrawn (reading profile): "Sabine Wren, assault with a deadly weapon, age thirteen. Results of psychological profile: Violent mood swings, highly intelligent, emotionally unstable. Aptitudes include science, explosives, and art."

 

In every generation, there is a chosen one. He alone will fight the younglings, the rebels, and the forces of light. He is the Vader.

 

Seventh Sister: If the Rebellion happens, beep me.