Mr. T Facts

The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding
his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is
always understood.

Mr T's chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium, one of
the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow
him down, and you're lucky they do, fool.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe
anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws
paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he
takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought
your paper would protect you."

Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe
place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and
Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the
resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T
in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.

Mr. T's Mohawk is not held up by hair gel, his hair is just scared of him
and is trying to get as far away as possible.

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y.
Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.

Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and
realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one has
noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while being
bludgeoned.

When Mr. T was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was
raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today
we know Mr. T's foreskin as Shaquille O'Neal.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created
Pity.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken
you to read this sentence.

Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only
survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.

Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don't ask stupid questions.

Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T,
and it was a warning.

Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in
the world.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at
Denny's forgot his birthday.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr
T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of
fear.

When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand
prints after the cement was dry.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the hell down.
Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5
minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat
three.

 

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One day when Mr. T was just a little T doing push-ups on the schoolyard, he heard some kids singing "I'm a little tea-pot." Thinking those kids were tarnishing his reputation by associating T and pot, mini Mr. T proceeded to rip off the kids' handles and dislocate their spouts before tipping them over and knocking them out.

 

i pity them fools.

 

Mr T's alphabet consists of two letters. Mr, and T.

 

Those were all really funny.........in 1985.

 

Those were all really funny.........in 1985.

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Mr. T is on the Stonecutters World Council.

 

That nugget of gold saved the otherwise bronze list. These factoid lists are getting a bit repetitive.

 

When does he get to remove the "Chains of Triumph"?