My friend's mom is so hot

Here's a picture of the woman/mom DOT's talking about.

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_I'LL BE BACK_

 

Yeah, but you gotta picture her with a skirt on.

Stunning.

 

Holy crap, where'd you get my picture from?

 

That is NNOOTT Anvia's pic.

 

I think we need a picture of this woman, DOT.

Exactly. How can this thread have gone on so long without PPOR being unleashed?

 

I'm sorry but I forgot my super-secret spy camera at home.

First I need an excuse to take a picture of Mike's mom in a nice little getup. Any takers?

 

My Icon is in fact my pic. I was outside in a rainstorm one day.....


When I was first in the Navy, there was this lady in her 30's that we reffered to as "mom" 'cuz...well...she was in her 30's.

She was a heck of a MILF, if it were not for her evil attitude she would have been really attractive.

 

Now I've seen this PPOR a couple of times, but..........what does it mean?

Edit: Or just pass it off as a porno LOL good one

DD - niftyness in da house

 

First I need an excuse to take a picture of Mike's mom in a nice little getup. Any takers?

Article on Fit Mothers for some newspaper.

Or just pass it off as a porno.

 

I don't think I can pass of the journalist gig with her. She'll see right through it.

The latter sounds like a better idea.

 

DD - PPOR means Post Proof Or Retract

 

Tell her you need to take her picture so that you can ever so briefly be the envy of internet geeks.

 

Who doesn't love MILF?

DOT, if you want to take her picture, take your new digital camera around your friends house, to show him, and if the mother "happens" to be there, take her picture just to see if it works!

 

Tell her you need to take her picture so that you can ever so briefly be the envy of internet geeks.

I think it would take more than a simple picture to evoke envy. Hopefully.

 

Tell her that your a plumber, and you've come to fix the sink. Of course, that only works in Penthouse Forum, but, it's worth a shot.

 

Agreed, older women can be quite saucy. I've had a crush on Ann Margaret for I don't know how long.

And Linda Carter...she can still be my wonder woman.

 

Also, offer her money. Women always take their clothes off for money.

 

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Look around you. All you see
Are sympathetic eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey
hey).

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in you pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret,
Just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).

God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

Sitting on a sofa
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the candidates' debate,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Ooo ooo ooo).

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
"Joltin' Joe has left and gone away" (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

 

Women always take their clothes off for money.

And do you know this from personal experience, xie?

 

Ahh... Linda Carter... those beautiful eyes...

AYBABTU?

 

And do you know this from personal experience, xie?

//avoiding eye contact.

No, I mean, uh, no.

 

Go up to her and tell her that you think she is the most beautiful woman in the world, and ask to take her pic. If she says no, take it anyway, and run away.

 

You like older women?

Here's my pic:
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You can visit me at the St. Joseph's Nursing HOme in Kalamazoo, New Jersey!

Stop by sometime

 

This thread shouldn't be locked, but I think most of us know that it probably will be. This stuff just doesn't jive with uptight Bible belt folk.

That said, older hotties rock. Even the ones in the Bible belt.

Sofia Loren, Ann-Margret, Linda Carter... good calls, guys! And if she were alive today, I'd definitely have to add Marylin Monroe to that list, along with Jane Seymour, Kirstie Alley, Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman, and Cybill Shepherd.

 

If shes hot, well just go for it
as people say
MILF!