my girlfriend threatened to break up with me

Yeah...what Mariah said.

 

Make sure you seal the deal before she breaks up with you.

 

Seeing as he's 17 and she's probably around the same age, I seriously doubt that they have any clue what love really is.

 

Pink?Pink?PINK!PINK!!!!!11!!!1!ONE

You are not a lobster, you do not wear pink,

 

*bites back so many comments going through my head*

 

Heh. I wore white socks when I got married.

In a black tux.


It was awesome.

 

no her dress is black. dont black and pink go together?

 

Yeah, they go together well



I'd wear the pink tux and if she complains, rip it off on the dance floor and really embarass her by wearing your birthday suit!!!!!!!

 

"and I'm only gonna pierce my left ear
and I've been working on this mustache all summer long
and my favorite band will always be tears for fears
and I'm gonna wear a pink tux to the prom."

I Relient K

 

Bring her to her senses with a punch to the face.

You didn't hear that from me.

 

And that marriage is working out well.

 

So, did your girlfriend finally talk some sense in to you? If not, we'll be happy to help.

Pink tux=a bad idea=US invading Iraq

 

Heh. I wore white socks when I got married.

In a black tux.


It was awesome.

There is nothing awesome about not having even basic fashion common sense.

 

"You wanna know how I know your gay?" You want to wear a pink tux.


"40 year Old Virgin"

just kidding.

But seriously if your going to make her angry, get something cool like a blue old school type tux

[image=http://wulfgar.typepad.com/a_chicken_is_not_pillage/Jon_blue_tux.jpg]

 

Heh, I thought it was funny. At the time. Now you make me feel all guilty about it.