My mom saw me nude yesterday

I'm liberal about my nudity around my dad and cousin, but it's a taboo for the female members of my family. That's what made the encounter with my mom a little awkward.

Actually, this isn't the first time she has walked in on me. She isn't very good about knocking. My mom has seen me naked several time before this, but I've always been successful at covering my penis. Though she's seen everything else (there isn't that much she hasn't seen when I'm in my swimming suit), my penis has always been off-limits. Yesterday, however, she saw everything. When she opened the door, I was completely caught off guard. I looked at her, she looked at me, and I saw her look down at my penis. She looked at it for a few seconds, looked up at my face, giggled and said sorry, then closed the door. I guess the reason why I wasn't embarrassed about her seeing the rest of my body is because she has seen it several times. But like I've said, she hadn't seen my penis, the most vital part.

I have to admit, I think it's a little unfair that she's always walking in on me and seeing me naked, and yet she completely hides herself from me. But then again, I don't think I want to see her naked.

As for the George Costanza jokes, I'm very proud to say that it hadn't been affected by the cold water.

 

She deliberately looked down at your penis!?


And your family should really learn how to use locks....

 

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Freud would say, "No, too obvious."

 

lol

 

true I don't know I'm still awkward about being in my bathrobe around my rents or being shirtless around them...mostly cause i was beaten but nuns in grammar school

 

Uh.

 

Yeah, I guess. I don't know, I'm glad it's that way in my family. I definitely don't need/want to see them nekkid. But if your family is cool with that, then that's fine.

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I...don't know what to say.


Btw, does your bathroom door not have a lock or something?

 

even lock ont he door don't work. mine is old fashon so when you lock it, if you turn it twice the lock unlock's intself i guess it was some safety thing

 

i am always naked

 

Well of course the photos are everywhere by now

 

I gave this situation a quick google (searched: mother+son's penis, and when that resulted in internet literature porn, added +psychology) and you're not in great company, my friend.

 

And aren't teh secks?

 

It seems like my parents are offended if I lock doors, no matter where I'm at.

 

What do you mean?

 

It means that while it could be innocuous, it also could be really really ****ed up.

 

Philosopher your parents are probably trying to kill you then

 

Ah, ok. Gotcha.

 

Your parent's get offended with you having a little privacy?

 

This explains a bit.

 

I don't think my mom is attracted to me, guys. She seemed just as surprised as I was when she saw me. She thought it was funny, but that doesn't mean she was being "dirty."

 

hmmmmmm.. yeah she wants you dead

 

It's not so much why as the what. How does "oh ****, my son was taking a shower" get to "I wonder what his penis looks like?" It's weird at best.

 

Yeah Idk it's been going since five and its now seven seventeen,, this was two hours of digression

 

I think they don't like it when I lock doors because they think I'm hiding something from them. But that doesn't make much sense. Maybe they think I'm masturbating or something. I don't think they'd approve of that.

 

Well, I think if I were her, I'd be just a little curious about how much it's grown. The last time she saw it, it was much smaller.