My neighbor has been mowing his lawn for over four hours.

Or rather, some poor Mexican dude is getting paid jack squat to do it. The previous owners had a beautiful orchard, but then a some shallow rich guy bought the place and replaced the trees with a gigantic acre+ lawn. Now when I look across the street I get to see brown dead grass half the year and the other half of the year I hear an entire day of lawnmower engine racket.

 

This: "My neighbor has been mowing his lawn for over four hours."

One of the best things I've read all day. Thank you for sharing.

 

He's using a push mower for a giant lawn?

 

Maybe the fellow who is mowing charges by the hour and is just stickin' it to The Man.

 

[image=http://www.rtvchannel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vanessa-hudgens.jpg]

 

But...

Why?

 

FOUR HOURS LONG!!!

 

I'D MOW HER LAWN FOR OVER 4 HOURS

 

Why?

Other then the satisfaction of helping someone.

After fours of mowing, your arms will hurt like crazy and you will be tired. That is just suffering. So why?

 

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5 hours later

 

i can really get behind a thread like this.

 

No one can be as clueless as you claim to be.

 

What?? What did I say?

You moqw the lawn with a push/pull mower, I am sure that your arms would ache. Okay, I have never mowed, But I am sure it would tire you out. You'' just end up collapsing with exhaustion

[image=http://environment.about.com/b/a/mowinggrass.jpg] x 4hrs = [image=http://crossfittx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/exhaustion.jpg]

 

How did the lawn turn to mud?

 

Sweat, blood and tears

 

A++ thread.

Would read again.

 

Are you sure it wasn't beezel?

 

Indeed.

First I thought Daft was just a bit daft.
Now I think he's just a bit of a daft sock.




-JR

 

I agree with the esteemed poster above me.


Or, "Ditto."

 

Tritto.

 

Fritto!

 

yes.

:snoopy

 

I am not a sock!