Ninjas Vs. Zombies

What if it was like in 28 days later where the 'zombies' are diseased? Then we would have a serious case of ninja zombies.

BLAMMO!!!

 

Ninjas for sure!

 

Ninjas would win because they are real. Zombies are not. And ninja is a better word than zombie.

Amazing.

 

Well you have to consider that a Zombie could never "lose". They'd just keep going and going until eventually they just overwhelm the ninjas.

 

oh please. ninjas are sweet bad ass head chopping freaks.
zombies eat brains. that's all they do.
ninjas have proven themselves against the pirates with lasers and hippos. they wail on guitars and uppercut kids with the greatest of ease.
ZOMBIES DON'T STAND A CHANCE. it's one little chop, and off their heads go.

 

Also, the Ninja Black Sox are much better than the Ghastly Monsters.

Amazing.

 

Ninjas would win because they are real. Zombies are not. And ninja is a better word than zombie.

Someone hasn't spent enough time at the mall. Zombies everywhere!

If we're talking even numbers of ninjas vs. zombies, then I'd say ninjas would win. I'm basing my conclusions strictly on the rules set up by video games like Resident Evil and Eternal Darkness.

But of course, if there a battle at the zoo, and it was ninjas versus rhino and elephant zombies, that's a whole other outcome.

 

batman.

vikings come in second.

zombies are nothing that a fistful of boomstick can't handle.

 

Ninjas.


However, the Ninvizopire would win against everyone except the Pirate Hippopotamuses. They're evil.

 

"Heep...Heep-op...Heep-op-a-non-a-mus?"

BLAMMO!!!

 

I reckon the zombies would win due to the almost non existent training process, get bitten, two minutes later you are a zombie, ninja's take years of flitting through trees and mastering martial arts and stuff.

Although the Ninvizopire would easily beat them with its immortal, diseased, stealthy, horny hat wearing ways.

 

ZOMBIES DON'T STAND A CHANCE. it's one little chop, and off their heads go.

But zombies always have this uncanny knack of finding their heads. AND THEY NEVER DIE!!!

Zombies would win, of course. I love zombies.

 

Ninjas, ninja's are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet

 

Ninjas are cool how they have all these moves and deadly melee weapons, but zombies have that whole brain-eating, already-dead-and-will-keep-coming-at-you-until-totally-dismembered thing going.

It's hard to tell. The ninjas might be able to hack up all the zombies, or the zombies might do the resident evil thing and start converting ninjas into zombies that will ultimately fight against the other ninjas for the zombies...

 

Ninjas are very awesome, and of course by awesome I mean totally sweet. And Zombies are also very awesome.

But I think neither of them would win.


Navy Seals would win! They would bust in during the fight between the Zombies and Ninjas and kill all of them by slitting their throats with sledgehammers! It would be awesome!