So NV Nonsense Henderson Fan Force Trivia of Moderate Annoyance!

Because that would be far too simple.

When does it "feel good to be a gangsta?"

 

when you're stealing money from the company a fraction of a cent at a time

Do you feel good? Did you know that you would?

 

Absolutely

Now what were we talking about?

 

We were talking about cookies.

what's my favorite kind of cookie?

 

the kind with the little bits of stuff in it


What is The Stuff?

 

little pieces of gi-joe dolls.

why are you making me eat little pieces of gi-joe dolls?

 

To teach you a lesson.


What lesson are we trying to teach you?

 

How to find joy in life through all sorts of circumstances.

How do you find joy?

 

In the cleaning aisle at your local grocery store.


What else can you find there?

 

charlie sheen

why are puppies so darn cute?

 

It's the law.


What other crazy laws are there?

 

in alaska you're not allowed to push a moose out of a moving plane.

what do you get when you cross a water bottle and a paperclip

 

A puddle


What's so hard about a holepuncher?

 

the metal part

why are peeps so brightly colored?

 

So you don't confuse them with rocks or charcoal.


What's so great about peeps?

 

When you put them in the mirowave they grow to ten times their normal size.

What else does that?

 

A severed foot.


Where do you get a severed foot?

 

the trunk of my car (dont ask questions)

If you saw the movie saw, could you see the movie see?

 

No, because you can't say "I saw the movie see."


Who is the only person who could say "I saw the movie see."

 

Mr. Seesaw (the guy who invented the seesaw)

If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why does goofy walk on two legs and speak?

 

Well, let's be fair here. It's not as though Goofy walks or speaks well. And Pluto is lazy and mentally retarded. No wonder he doesn't walk or talk. I think the real question should be how in the heck could a MOUSE be big enough to own a DOG?!?


Isn't it just a cartoon?

 

NO! and you shut your face.

Aren't you just a cartoon?

 

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Now what does it mean?

 

It's simple, really.


What's Tim Burton's favorite song?

 

What the hell happened to me - adam sandler

why cant paperclips hold more paper?