Obi Wan's drinking problem

"Anakin, you're gonna be the drink of me".

 

Actually, knowing drinks, especially wines, is a sign of being cultured and educated which obviously Obi-Wan is. It wouldn't serve a Jedi's purpose to be ignorant of local customs.


...just as long as he doesn't ask the bartender, "what's on the menu tonight?"

 

Ahh yes! The obi-Wan drinking thread NEEDS to be brought back! It was so hilarious!

"A jedi shall not know anger nor hatred nor alcohol"

 

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I am sooo happy I fell to the dark side.


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-dash101

 

OT CUT SCENE:

As LUKE practices with his new lightsaber, OBI-WAN staggers and stumbles backward into his seat.

LUKE: What is it? Are you alright?

OBI-WAN: Huh... wh.... what are you looking at? Why I oughta!!! Heh... I love you, man, you're cool... We oughta party more often-"

LUKE: Ben? Are you drunk?

OBI-WAN: (sobering up) No. No. It was a --- a terrible distrubance in the force. Yeah, that's it. As if millions of tiny voices all cried out at once.

 

Hmmm, this would explain why Anakin was the Pilot of the speeder after Obi-wans little trip to the nightclub....

Its all coming together now...

 

OHhhhh... Shazbot!


-dash101

 

Oh come on! You think Obi was the only one drinking? Maybe we finally have the reason for Yoda's speech problem. And Oppo Rancis, there must have been something in the beer to make him so hairy. And obviously Anakin convinces Padme to get drunk. Thats the only way shed EVER do it with him. Shes saving it all for me!
*smiles*



*runs away from angry mob of unsatisfied council members*

 

Coruscant Bartender: I think you've had enough Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: I'll tell you when I've had enough! hic

Then Obi-Wan starts hitting on a Rodian.

 

LOL @ Wicket1138

Yoda spech pattern is because of a drinking problem, That's hilarious.

YODA to Luke: "Beer make not one drunk."

 

I mean jeez, even after he is dead he can't even stand up straight and float like a normal ghost. He has to sit down on the stump in Dagobah in ROTJ.

That's also why he always rambles.
"Your father was seduced...he ceased to be Anakin and became Darth Vader...blabla." instead of "Yes, Vader is your father."

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"To protect you both from the Emperor...blabla" instead of "Leia is your sister."

Drunk storytellers are the best.

 

Obi: (waving hand) "I was not swerving and weaving in and out of traffic"

Stormtrooper: "you were not swerving and weaving in and out of traffic"

Obi: "now move along"

Stormtrooper: "Move along, Move along"

 

"Hello, my name is Obi-Wan and i'm an alcoholic"

 

Hey, the man likes to drink it down every once in a while. Or all the time. So what? He's a Jedi master, he can do what he wants.

 

FUNNIEST THREAD ON THE BOARDS, HANDS DOWN!

This may explain Obi-Wan's memory loss.

He said that Yoda trained him but it was really Qui-Gon and he don't remember R2-D2 "I don't remember ever owning a driod?"

R2-D2 blinking sound was him thinking " Oh Man Obi-wan's drunk again, after all these years."

He didn't remember that Leia was a skywalker with the potiental for the force in ESB until he sober up in ROTJ and told Luke.

All those years of hard drinking has fried his brain cells.

 

Speaking of drinking problems...
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POST # 200 !!!
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Make it a Molson EX for me please! (Yipee!)

 

"Beer leads to Whiskey, Whiskey leads to Vodka, Vodka leads to hangover!"

drinkofunkalaopopadashunoing!

 

lol, i put off reading this thread for too long

 

Luke: But you told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father!
Obi-Wan: Luke. I was drunk. Whattya want?

 

A sceen edited from ANH that Luke is recalling when he's at dinner with Owan and Beru:

Luke-Hi it's Ben right how r u

Kenobi- (hiccupping) 'hose bast'rds kicked me out of the bar. Says i'm drunk Hic!

Luke- You don't look to good.

Kenobi- but i keeps tellen them, i says I'M NOT THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM. but they don't listen.

Luke- well i hope things start looking up.

Kenobi- Walks of muttering and stumbing in search of more Correlian Ale.

 

Obi Wan at Mos Eisley...

Obi Wan: and then (hic) there was this big red guy with horns and had a double-lighsaber (hic), and he like "I'm gonna kill you" and I was like "no way man", and then he tried fighting me and stuff (hic) but he didn't have a chance because I was the best (hic) jedi in the galaxy. It took only a few seconds before I chopped him in half. Then (hic) you know Darth Vader? He wears a big scary mask because I messed him up good (hic) right here baby!

Alien: Then why are you acting as a hermit here on Tatooine?

Obi Wan: ahh, DWI. I crashed my jedi starfigher (hic) into a Star Destroyer and they suspended my lightsaber from me for 30 years. But I was framed (hic). But wanna know a secret? ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I shouldn't even tell you (hic), but there's a new hope here and I'm gonna train him.

 

I think everyone here is forgetting that Obi Wan is British after all.
Of course he's going to partake in some fine distilled spirits every now and then

 

______________The Jedi Council________

A meeting of AA


Plo Koon has straws leading from his supply in that mask he wears...

*Anakin seeing what Mace has on the screen in his test*
Anakin:..A Cup....a flask...a bottle...a keg

Yoda: How feel you?

Anakin: Drunk sir....

Yoda: see through you and smell your beer breath we can.

 

@ this thread!!

 

Ben: Oh, he's not dead. (chuckles to himself)...not yet.

I just knew that the PT would give a whole new meaning to the lines of the OT.