Official Thread: Alternate Titles for the Prequels?

Does anyone here have any ideas for different names of the three prequel films? I really like 'Revenge of the Sith' but I feel the other two are a bit weak.
What would have you guys/ gals named the prequels?

 

1. The Battle for Naboo

2. A clone Conspiracy

 

1. The Age of the Jedi.

2. The Clone Wars.

 

I'm stuck for ideas on episode 1 still.

Star Wars - Episode One: ??????
Star Wars - Episode Two: The Dawn of War

 

Episode I: Mystery of the sith
Episode II: The clone wars
Episode III: Fall of the jedi

Terrible I know, Clone wars would have worked though.

 

Episode I: The Menacing Phantom
Episode II: Clones on the Offenseive
Episode III: That Recluse Revealed




I definately was trying my best... heh

 

All of them are fine...I think...'The Creeping Fear' was nice, though!

 

episode 1 jar jar must die
episode 2 jar jar lives

episode 1 jake loyd= verbal diohrea
episode 2 whiney ***** v's the sand people

episode 3 palpy needs a bath

 

episode 1 jake loyd= verbal diohrea
episode 2 whiney ***** v's the sand people

Awesome.

 

Episode I: The Ignis Fatuus Annoyance
Episode II: Skirmish of the Exact Likenesses
Episode III: Malevolence of the Sith
Episode IV: A Fresh Optimism
Episode V: The Dominion Wallops Abaft
Episode VI: Bounce Back of the Jedi


Episode I: The Ambiguous Nuisance
Episode II: The Encroachment of the Facsimiles
Episode III: Long Over Due Vengeance
Episode IV: A Newfangled Hankering
Episode V: The Absolutism Hits Where It Hurts
Episode VI: Re-Enter of the Jedi

 

TPM= THE CREEPING FEAR
AOTC= ATTACK OF THE CREEPING FEAR
ROTS= REVENGE OF THE CREEPING FEAR
ANH= A NEW CREEPING FEAR
TESB= THE CREEPING FEAR STRIKES BACK
ROTJ= RETURN OF THE CREEPING FEAR

 

Episode 1---------Rise of the Sith
Episode 2---------The Clone Wars
Episode 3---------Fall of the Jedi

 

I think they're all fine.

 

I love the fact that the first two prequel titles were such a surprise, and I think I'm one of two people who actually preferred The Creeping Fear over Revenge of the Sith.

 

TPM= THE CREEPING FEAR
AOTC= ATTACK OF THE CREEPING FEAR
ROTS= REVENGE OF THE CREEPING FEAR
ANH= A NEW CREEPING FEAR
TESB= THE CREEPING FEAR STRIKES BACK
ROTJ= RETURN OF THE CREEPING FEAR


LOL whoever said that was wonderful.

 

Naming the movies in a Mad-Lib fashion is highly amusing:

The Phantom (Noun)

Attack of the (Pl. noun)

Revenge of the (Noun)

Try it out with

"geezer"
"nerd"
"Trogdor"
"snot rocket"
"nose hair"

Yeah, pretty much anything. It's funny the first 5 times!

 

3. Revenge of the Nerds

 

1: return of the sith

2: ?

 

EP1: What About Jar Jar (directed by Frank Oz)
EP2: Kill Jar Jar (directed by Quentin Tarantino)
EP3: Revenge of the CG Obsessed Director (directed by George Lucas) (Just kidding, I like CG)

 

I love SHAUN-FOREVER's titles. I would keep TPM and do it simply like uh so:

The Phantom Mencae

Dawn of the Clone War or simply (the Clone Wars)

Rise of the Empire or Sith

"episode 1 jake loyd= verbal diohrea
episode 2 whiney ***** v's the sand people"

Dude, dont make me laugh and spit Beer all over my keyboard and monitor again.

 

episode 4 vader is tarkins *****
episode 5 luke and leia K-I-S-S-I-N-G
episode 6 shes my sister? arghhhhh
episode 6 shes my sister? im not gonna tell her muhahaha

 

Episode I: An Old Despair
Episode II: The Separatists Strike Forward
Episode III: Departure of the Jedi



Hehe
/LM

 

episode 1. what no vader?
episode 2. still waiting
episode 3. lord vader starring in 5 minutes screen time

episode 4. 5 minutes+vader yipeee
episode 5. vader kicking ass
episode 6. return of the winee ***** LOL

 

I'm really impressed with all the titles. Really couldn't think of a way to change them and make them sounds better. Attack of the Clones and The Phantom Menace are classic movie titles in my mind. Revenge of the Sith is good but a little odd because sith isn't really mentioned much in SW movies.

 

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Episode I: The Ambiguous Nuisance
Episode II: The Encroachment of the Facsimiles
Episode III: Long Over Due Vengeance
Episode IV: A Newfangled Hankering
Episode V: The Absolutism Hits Where It Hurts
Episode VI: Re-Enter of the Jedi
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LOL!!! Great