Oreos = Poison?!

It takes more money and more effort to get rid of things that "actually matter". Billions of dollars are continually being spent on America's (losing) War on Drugs. Aside from that, there's no way America will be able to ban alcohol again. It's too entrenched in the society--and the economy benefits from it.

So, the war on fat is easier and cheaper to win. And it gives the impression that the government is looking out for us when they're really trying to shape us into a more elite fighting force for when the time again comes for armies to rectify the errors of diplomats.

 

:: You know, just to live the normal life I live now a year from now will make me a Federal criminal.

 

We can beat drugs. We might have to go in with the military and take out the drug lords but in the long run it will be worth it because drugs are gone.

 

I love Oreos . And, they're chocolate plus cream ... why on earth would anyone think that they're good for you? Tehy just taste good.

Besides, as long as you don't eat loads of it, you should be fine ...

 

They're probably just too poor to buy them theirselves so they try to have them banned.

 

Someone on the last page mentioned that Oreos DO contain poison!!!

 

Oreos are healthy because you have to eat them with milk.

 

Oreo's might get BANNED!!! What am I gonna do? How will I survive? I say we start a petion to keep our Oreo's!!! I guess they need to ban something since their unbanning marajuana.

 

They're unbanning MJ?!

 

I'm watching the news now and the banning is being pursued in California. The argument is that the hydronated oil (I think that's it) used in the cream is so strong that it's dangerous for children. It's also linked to heart...something...heart disease? I forgot. I just heard it, too. Damn.

 

I ate tons of Oreos as a kid, and I turned out fine! They are sooooo yummy! THEY CAN'T BE BANNED! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

 

People who don't know oreos could make you fat = dumb

 

I encourage everyone to go to the Official Oreos Website, click on the contact icon, and register your support for the finest sandwich cookie mortal man has yet produced.

I'm sick of trial lawyers getting rich by suing corporations that provide goods and services to consenting adult consumers.

You'll pry my Double Stuff Oreo from my cold, dead hand, ya two-bit mouthpiece.

 

As ironic as it is, I have this sudden craving for chocolate Oreos...

 

Apparently if you eat a poppy-seed muffin and then take a drug test it'll turn up positive. Pretty cool in my opinion.

Pretty much anything that has poppy seeds in will show up on a drug test... muffins, bagles, salad dressing...

 

The so-called ingredient is pig lard. No one would really eat oreos if they read that pig lard in it's ingredient list.

 

Oreo's = medicine....


Solves hunger & heartburn.

 

Are you sure it's pig lard? I never heard that being mentioned on the news...

 

Oreos have trans-fatty acids in them, while not exactly fat, they can be converted into fat, so jog up a few flights of stairs after eating oreos.


Apparently if you eat a poppy-seed muffin and then take a drug test it'll turn up positive.

I've heard otherwise, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Evidence of a poppy muffin binge will show in your hair, in case you were wondering.

 

Hey everybody, do you realize that if they outlaw oreos there will be a cookie black market?

"Yeah mac, give a bag of crack, some joints, and a few boxes of oreos."

What cruel humor.

 

Never heard of Oreos

*checks Oreos website*

Oh, we have that kind of stuff here, meh not great.

Stroopwafels > Oreos

 

One of the officers I had worked with at the Fed.Bldg had told me a couple of years that it was pig lard (one of or is the main ingredient).

Supposedly one of his relatives worked for the company that makes Oreos.

Go figure.

 

Yuck...

Omega: Where do you live?

 

pig lard (i.e. hydrogenated oil)