[Pain is Not Listed as an Ingredient] Microwave pizza always burns the roof of my mouth.

ALWAYS.

And I didn't even feel it when I was eating! ****ing lava cheese must've annihilated my nerves.


But I feel it now. Oh yes, the burning and the skin peeling.

 

Let it sit for a few minutes after you take it out of the microwave. You are impatient.

 

Shut up! I'll eat my pizza when it's still in the microwave if I want!

 

Pizza in the microwave?

 

Turn it upside-down before you bite it, that way your tongue will take the heat and allow the roof of your mouth to survive unscathed.

 

This is what you get for not learning your lesson, Guy.

 

Pizza is transcendant.

 

Yes.

 

I'm surprised that the roof of your mouth is the only thing that got burned.

*wonders if Even's parents ever told him to go play in the microwave*

 

Yeah, but then all the cheese would fall off!

 

Not if you did it fast enough.

 

that often happens anyways on some terrible pizzas. C'mon, how many of us have bitten into a pizza only to have all the cheese slide off the slice with that first bite, and the scream in pain as the scalding hot cheese smacks us in the chin, hang there, and then slowly rip like a damp piece of toilet paper and fall in our lap, staining our good khakis with tomato sauce? This is then followed by throwing the remainder of the slice across the kitchen where it opens a wormhole and strange aliens spill out of it and laugh at your burning face and stained trousers.

 

i'm as lazy as the next guy but microwave pizza just seems one step too far.

 

^ That happened to me yesterday! Damn aliens.

 

Then you're clearly not as lazy as the next guy. Or anyone else in this thread, for that matter.

 

*Raises hand*

 

You never told me that story.

 

Why do you think I like the X-Files so much?

 

Had pizza last night too. I'm also guilty of eating it right out of the oven. It just tastes too damn good and I hate it cool.

 

I burn my roof of my mouth when i have tomatosoup/

 

I usually burn my mouth on coffee. I hate hot coffee, but the smell is so delicious that I think I can drink it hot instead of waiting for it to cool down a bit and then it burns.

Depending on the pizza, you can fold it in half to put the hot cheese in the middle so it doesn't burn as much.

 

I do this constantly. And then it hurts for days afterward. You'd think you would eventually learn...

 

What kind of microwave pizza is this?

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Pillsbury Pizza Minis are the best.

Also awesome are Pillsbury Pizza Pops.
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We declare pizza.