Parents say I can't go to Hooters...

Over here in the social free reupblic of ignorance Sweden, we dont have hooters.
The latest news on the Feminist front is that "Rich men engage in stanic rituals sacrificing newborn babies and then raping the women" (no, its no lies. A Norewigan Feminist Author has gained some heavy terrain in what she calls "The war against Men" in Sweden.)
So I'd say sneak out anyways and go to Hooteres while you can. Some day the insanity will reach your shores to, and then nothing can save you. :/
That, or lie your teeth of and go anyway

 

It's overrated. The wings blow, and Brother Jimmy's has hotter waitresses.

But it's weird hearing about average familes (dad, mom and kids) going there.

 

Hooters ant all it's up to be. I have the chance all the time to go to Hooters or the local sports bar and we go to the bar.

 

If your boyfriend really loved you, he'd move his birthday party to Chuck E. Cheese.

 

Boobs want to be free, not in some tight t-shirt with an owl's eyes pretending to be the genuine things. It's disgusting, keeping those caged up. Breast cruelty. Don't go to Hooters.

 

...Hooters is highly overrated.. The food sucks, and the chicks are usually not very attractive.. It doesn't help that the colours they sport are right out of the fashion nightmare that WAS the 70's..

The one highlight: If you ever find yourself at Hooters, try to find the little book with the write-ups on the Hooter Girls.. (i can't quite recall how my gf and i found this. Maybe it was some "hooter girl of the month" posting on the wall? I can't remember).

The write-ups are absolutely laugh outloud hilarious.

 

Go anyway.

 

I think you may be on to something there.

If you're going to corrupt yourself by going to Hooters, you may as well go the whole line and lie to your parents as well.

 

Just make sure to take some tissues when you do go. And a large cushion.

 

I agree with all the anti-Hooter's sentiment. The food is overpriced and disgusting. The waitresses are annoying and only pretending to like you for tips.

 

your on teh internet. Hooters should be like a McDs by now.Do you mean that they are everywhere?

 

The one highlight: If you ever find yourself at Hooters, try to find the little book with the write-ups on the Hooter Girls.. (i can't quite recall how my gf and i found this. Maybe it was some "hooter girl of the month" posting on the wall? I can't remember).

The write-ups are absolutely laugh outloud hilarious.
Example?


Oh, and incase they are not TOS friendly, PM me them.

 

I say go with Gary Coleman.

What you be talkin' bout Hooty?

 

I have been to a Hooters restaurant.

 

Well if you're going to your boyfriends birthday party at Hooters than you're either a girl or gay. Either way I don't see what you'll see at Hooters that you haven't already seen.

 

I completely agree. I'm not going for the sucky wings and I'm sure as heck not going for the waitresses, I just want to keep an close eye on my boyfriend.

--Senator of Naboo

 

What sort of relationship is that?
Not trust?
As soon as he sees a woman with a tight orange shirt, he goes crazy?

-Seldon

 

No. Of course I trust him, I've let him go to Hooters all the time without me. The point is it's his suprise birthday party and I'm his girlfriend, me not being there looks bad.

--Senator of Naboo

 

I think its Un-American

 

You need to drop that zero and get with a hero.

 

Who you?

--Senator of Naboo

 

I have never been to a Hooters restaurant.

me either

 

Who you?

I'm no hero. I just do my job. The teachers, the soldiers, the firemen - those are the real heroes.

 

I'm a real hero, because with a machine gun, I could mow all those other heroes down.

er...

 

So are you a solider or a fireman?

--Senator of Naboo