**Part II: AOTC Awards Thread! ALL NEW Categories - See Who Won!**

PAGE 28!!!

 

You know, the timing of this might work out really nicely... this award ceremony should be wrapping up right around the time Episode III comes out!

 

"Y'know, I'm not sure what some people are complaining about with Padme's sand sprint (as it's so well-summarized). I've seen AOTC four times now and I can't figure out what people have trouble with."

I don't really have much of a problem with Padme's run in the sand either, to be honest. It's pretty insignificant in the scheme of things really. It just struck me as a bit funny when she nances through the sand after going through war like a trooper and falling from a bone-crushing height.

Thanks for the complement (i.e. well-summarized) though AdamBertocci.

 

As per usual, good work J_L. I liked that Vanilla Sky parody with Homer, and it's funny because 'The Computer Wore Menace Shoes' was on just two days ago!

 

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I was just hanging around backstage when Kit Fisto took it upon himself to start teaching lil' Annie Skywalker the ancient Lightsaber Hacking Arts. Even Piell was innocently browsing the snack table when Annie poked his other eye out.

Of course, all Annie did was say "Oops" and continued his hacking while Kit smiled on, oblivous to the carnage. If I were you, I'd vacate these premises immediately!

(runs away)


EDIT: Oooh, this is my 100th post ever! Wizard!

 

I made this so that everyone can easily reference what's been going on.

Awards Ceremony Index (Updated through current awards):
Awards = Navy, Extras = Green

* Introduction
Announcers: Fode and Beed
Special Guests: Johnny Cash and Darth Vader
Page 13

* Best Planet
Announcers: Fode and Beed
Presenters: Ralph Brown and Ralph Wiggum
Page 13
Synopsis: More "Ralph and Ralph" banter than you can shake a stick at!

* Best Extra
Announcers: Fode and Beed
Presenters: Poggle the Lesser and Count Dooku
Special Guest: Sisqo
Page 14
Synopsis: Fantastic First - Count Dooku asks what a thong is!

* Character You Wish Hadn't Died
Announcers: Fode and Beed
Presenters: C-3PO and Bender
Special Guest: R2-D2
Page 16
Synopsis: If you thought C-3PO and R2-D2 would be presenting, you jerks are in for a surprise!

* Worst Set
Announcers: Fode and Beed
Presenters: Owen Lars and Beru Whitesun
Special Guest: Cliegg Lars
Page 17
Synopsis: Includes some mental imagery that you'll want to forget!

* Rejects from the Awards Ceremony Hosting Duties Auditions
Kister
Jerry Seinfeld
R5-D4
Jimmy Smits
and AdamBertocci
Page 19

* A Peek At What's Going On Backstage
Count Dooku and Sesame Street's The Count
Bultar Swan and Aayla Secura
Mace Windu and Kit Fisto
Page 19

* Worst Extra
Announcers: Young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Old Obi-Wan Kenobi
Presenters: Bob Barker, Rod Roddy, and Barker's Beauties
Special Guests: Katie Lucas, Kit Fisto, Achk Med-Beq, Nexu
Page 20
Synopsis: Bob Barker and the gang play "The Vote Total Is Right!".

* Worst Costume
Announcers: Oscar the Grouch and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Presenters: Spock, Mace Windu and young Ani Skywalker
Special Guests: Bert and Ernie
Page 20
Synopsis: Mace Windu takes on Spock in an epic duel!

* Best Costume
Announcers: Gay-LenKenobi, Oakessteve and AdamBertocci
Presenters: Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar
Special Guests: Austin Powers and Darth_Omega
Page 22
Synopsis: A few JC Members stop in to ruin the ceremony (or try, at least)!

* Worst Weapon/Gadget (Mis-labeled as "Best" by that idiot Palpatine)
Announcers: N/A
Presenters: Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. Gang
Special Guests: Darth Sidious, Count Dooku, PlooKloon1138, Luke_Clone, Leonard_Shelby, monkeynugget, Oakessteve, Gay-LenKenobi, Darth Raptor, Obis-Grl, TheBruceroy, and Scrappy.
Page 23
Synopsis: Who is Darth Sidious? Find out when Mystery Inc. steps in!

* No, You May Not Have Monkeys!
Zakhar
Curious George and the Man In the Yellow Hat
Dr. Zaius
Page 26

* Best Set
Announcer: ALF
Presenter: Padme
Special Guests: Mary Jane Watson, Spiderman, J. Peterman, and Corde
Page 26
Synopsis: Who's

 

I officially declare Sumbudy-Wan_Kenobi's last post to be canon. So... as Homer Simpson would say, run for your lives!!!!

 

I've never heard Homer Simpson say that. You're a liar, Jedi_Lite. A liar! A liar, I tells ya.

 

Steve, Steve, Steve -- in my world (AKA the Only World That Matters) he says it!!! Go back and read Worst Shot and you will see!

 

I think I remember Homer Simpson saying "run for your lives", but I could have imagined it, I'm sorta in my own world too.

 

First one to produce a link to a .wav with Homer Simpson saying "Run for your lives!!!" gets a...














...cookie!






Edit: One bit of evidence I found. The talking Radioactive Homer toy speaks the following phrase: "Run for your lives everyone, this is not a drill!"
Radioactive Homer Toy


And YES!!!: The .wav file with Homer is here:

"Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"

 

Sniff...
I have no idea where to look..


I won't get a cookie

 

I guess u got all the awards covered JL

I think you deserve a cookie

 

Smart icon choice, JL!

I <3 my newbie

 

NOOO JL I liked ur old icon. Its easier to find when you scroll up and down really quick. Anyhow.... the awards are goin' very well

 

If it matter i liked ur old icon too, but why would u care what i think

 

Everyone cares what I think...or at least they should! And I think that J_L should have kept his OLD icon! I liked it better! Go back to the old one! NOW!




BYE!

 

You guys are mean.

 

It's throwing me off a bit too. But I'll test drive the new one for a while. I really wish they would have uploaded your R2-D2 icon from Yoda Stories, Gaylen, because everyone and their dog is using this one now. But, I digress...

 

bah. up.

 

Well, writing these last 4 awards is going to be like pulling teeth. There are only so many directions you can go and only so much territory you can cover in an awards show format. With no update today, I at least owe a little something as a teaser for the award that should up be up for tomorrow, so here's what you have to look forward to...

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The maniacal Dr. Forrester, hoping to drive Joel and his 'bots to the point of insanity once and for all, subjects the Satellite of Love gang to some awfully cruel and unusual punishment: They must sit through the AOTC Awards presentation for Best Shot!

 

Oooh, the award for Best Shot!
This should be good. I can't wait to see how you do this, considering that the results of the voting were very interesting. I should know, I tallied them up!

 

This awards presentation is going smashingly well!

I'm reporting to you live from the 5th Annual MonkeyCon, in sunny Oakdale.
Here's what a few of our hairy friends have to say about the awards show:

[image=http://www.boxpcnet.com/MONKEY.jpg]
"Mmmmmmm... Natalie Portman. Sigh."

[image=http://www.boxpcnet.com/GORILLA.jpg]
"These awards rock, man. I was kinda disappointed when I saw that my fellow apes were reluctant to participate to a greater degree, but the show is doing quite well. Good show J_L!"

[image=http://www.people.virginia.edu/~bmd/monkey.jpg]
"What the?!? How can this many people have trouble telling what qualifies as a `shot'?"

[image=http://www.geometer.org/costarica/monkey.jpg]
"Well-- I never! How could you conduct such a monkey-show and not invite me?!?"

[image=http://squat.net/cia/gp/img/monkey.gif]
"What awards show? We just want to get out of here!"

[image=http://mhw.org/tourism/monkey.jpg]
"WHOO HOO! More Kirstin Dunst! WHOO HOO!"


Well, there you have it. More hot, fresh monkey news when it happens!

MN

 

YAY! JL knows the truth, that Joel was the first and only host of MST3K that mattered. That sham they got to replace him was just dumb. At least Joel was funnny.















And he has a great name.

 

Great award show JL!