perfect man

I am sure I could bet my life on your assumption.

 

I guess I?ll just have to be secure in my imperfectness. Such high standards.

 

Imperfectness? Is that like imperfection?

 

Imperfectness - Being in a state of imperfection.

 

Imperfections lead to spontanious behavior instead of predictible behavior.

I'd take the imperfect man anyday.

(However, just not one that is "tragically flawed" )

 

You forgot my humility, Sarc. I'm a ******* God of Humility.

And I've gotten marriage proposals for my lasagne.

 

I was about to challenge you on the "God of Humility" part, but was distracted by the " And I've gotten marriage proposals for my lasagne" part...

You wouldn't happen to have a way to send samples of said lasagne, would you?

 

What about my want to make my special girl feel happy and write poetry for her???

 

That can work, too. Even tomboys can suffer fits of mushiness with the right type of courting.


And if you can't write it well, find a really good card.

 

Good girl.

 

You are all forgetting the fact that I am the one with the thighs.

 

w00t! I have no qualities to contribute to the perfect man.

 

me too---i feel sorry for my wife

 

How about The-D's big uppercase "D"?

 

I'm glad that I wasn't mentioned, honestly.

My "beating women off with a stick" routine gets old after a while, y'know?

 

It's rather obvious then that Rhonda hasn't ever met you in person.

 

I do, indeed.

 

Dingo, you know if I could bear children yours would be the ones I want.

Provided there was no Vegemite involved...

 

There is only one word to describe Vegemite, but this little 4-letter word is on the JC ban list so I obviously can't repeat it.

 

Boba_Fett_2001 + Darth_Omega + solojones = Perfect Man

 

I would add Darth_Daver. Not only because he's kind and sensitive but because he's British. I'll add The Prof for his butt.

 

Here he is...

The Perfect Man (Gingerbread). He's quiet. He's sweet. And if he gives you any grief, you can bite his head off.

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don'tcha know it!

it's Sarka. Sarc is the name of a guy.
and i'd like to taste your lasagne next time i'm in Pittsburgh, which will be new year's weekend. so get to baking, buddy!

to change my mind about Malkie or gabe, i'd need to hear their voices. PM me your numbers

you have a point there, Professor. i'll add him to my list.

actually, i was going to include you in the original post, but i forgot what your user name was. but you were being included for your adorable geekiness.

 

Kind and sensitive in the most masculine of ways, obviously

 

Whilla should make her own list i'm sure she knows plenty of qualities that i'm not familiar with in some of the male users around here.