JCC Poems by Google Autocomplete

it's a disney channel show. you were like 98% of the way toward googling it yourself.

 

"Where Is"

Where's my refund?
Where's my refund, Indiana?
Where is Bob Kevoian?
Where is Chuck Norris?

 

Why say bless you,
Why say thank you,
Why say break a leg,
Why say geronimo when jumping?

 

Okay, I had to try this one:

Rob Ford
Rob Ford news
Rob Ford video
Rob Ford twitter

But I like this version better:

Rob Ford crack
Rob Ford Chris Farley
Rob Ford Conrad Black
Rob Ford Christmas

 

love will tear us apart
love with food
love will remember

 

Mary was her life
Mary was not a virgin
Mary was the marrying kind
Mary was the first one

Bad poem, terrible lyrics or serial killer's letter to the FBI? You vote, JCC!

 

definitely the serial killer thing.

 

what why

what why how
what why how ted
what why where fantastic
what why are firetrucks red

 

"what does it mean"

what does it mean when your eye twitches
what does it mean when you dream about snakes
what does it mean when your nose itches
what does it mean when your left eye jump

"how does"

how does it feel
how does it feel to get shot
how does it feel to die

"but"

but i'm a cheerleader
but buy baby
but then i got high
but i digress

"i blame"

i blame you
i blame myself
i blame the patriarchy

 

'give me t'

give me that old school love
give me that girl
give me the night

 

why you heff to be mad
why you should delete snapchat
why you so obsessed with me
why you no meme
why you gotta be so mean

 

I came in like a wrecking ball
I can haz cheeseburger
I can only imagine
I can't stop

 

why men cheat
why my kid is crying
why men pull away
why me

 

If you could read my mind
If you could see me now
If you could only see

Sounds like Morrissey to me.

 

When will I get my tax rebate check?
When will the world end?
When will Excedrin be back on the market?

 

go away
go away gray
go away little girl
go away bobby bones

 

what gender is piglet
what gender is blue from blue's clues
what gender is tweety bird
what gender is lady gaga

 

i love you, man.
i love you more than
"i love you man" quotes.
i love you, meme.

- e e cummings

 

make way for ducklings
make way for noddy
make wallpaper
make way for tomorrow

 

wet all over magic school bus
wet all the time
wet all over worksheet
wet all day
wet all the time down there
wet alll i know is

 

No make way for grapefruit??!?!?!

 

look at the stars
look at the flowers
look at the booty show me the booty

 

The NSA,
The NSA is coming to town.
The NSA is good.
The NSA hates this song.

In a dream, I was a werewolf.
In a dream I love,
In a dream, I saw a city invincible.
In a dream, I saw you walkin'.

That last one's like a Bob Dylan lyric.

 

Why can't Bill Pullman smell
Why can't Bill Forbes be compelled

 

who said give me liberty or give me death
who said let them eat cake
who said I think therefore I am
who said well behaved women rarely make history