Recaption the "Family Circus"

Oh my gosh, Jeff 42 has got to win this one! AHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

 

I was going to do the butt one...

Jeffy couldn't help but notice how anorexic Mommy was.

 

It was obvious that Jeffy's dislexia had gotten worse as days went by.....

 

Day 16

The winner for Day 15 is Jeff42 with the caption:

Whenever Mommy cooked dinner, Jeffy couldn't help but think of a steaming pile of crap.

Today's comic to caption is...

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Give it to us!

 

"We've got five minutes before this place blows lady, so get a move on!"

Edit - grammatical errors. Also OCD.

 

"Sorry Grandma, but Dad's cartoonist salary hasn't been enough to help pay the rent ever since Mom died. We'll be out on the street if you need us."

 

Thanks for keeping P.J. locked in the closet Grandma he was starting to get on my damm nerves.

 

"We're off to the basement to sacrifice P.J. in a bloody pagan ritual. Enjoy your afternoon shows!"

 

All: Awww, grandma. You couldn't hold that in?

 

"Bye Grandma! We're gonna go with the nice stranger to provide hamburgers to all the starving kids in Cambodia!"

 

"Mommy. Why does our cartoon suck eggs so hard?"

 

Lawg: :^0






EDIT: Ah, screw it. The quote was great, to put it bluntly.

 

Bye grandma. See you in 10 years.

 

"I don't care what Billy and Dolly say, Gramma, I *like* how your apartment smells."

 

EDIT: Double Post

 

actually, I thought of a better one..


"Now, remember what Daddy said, Gramma! If Mommy or her pimp comes by, we were never here!"

 

It wasn't the smell of mothballs grandma, we promise.

 

Hope you enjoy the nursing home Grandma. See you next year!

 

"Apartment 2B? We're in the wrong cartoon, aren't we? Sorry to disturb you, ma'am."

 

"Thanks for the Oxycontin!"

 

"...and wearing black, after Memorial Day?!"

"Sorry about the rug."

Interesting Fact: Bill Keane lives 2 doors down from me. Nice Guy, very fervent Christian.

 

I know that there was no update yesterday, but I was working on my own message boards. You can click the bottom link in my sig and it'll bring you there. It's just starting out, but you can help to make it a community.

Day 17

The winner for Day 16 is Just_A_Slacker with the caption:

Hope you enjoy the nursing home Grandma. See you next year.

Today's comic to caption is...

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He got monkeyfinger!

 

"Dad, I think you need to talk to Jared, the Subway guy"

 

I want to caption the last one even though it is over....


Jeffy: "By Grandma. Keep the padded toilet seat warm for me!"


And for today...

Billy: "Dad, remember Newtons third law:
'The force on an object is always due to another object, and that other object always feels an equal and opposite force.',
oh, and your fly is open."

 

How did you miss out on captioning the last one. It was up for two days?