Recaption the "Family Circus"

I was out of town the last four days so I missed the latest captions. D'oh! Lemme try this one:


Dammit! The little bastards are still there... I'll have to come down harder next time.

 

Hold on! Remember what happened last time we slid into his lap?

 

The phallic symbolism here is absolutely terrifying.

 

Woohoo! I'm a winner!

Today's caption is: You know, I'm getting awful tired of these pedophile situations we end up in.

 

D_L_Erik... I'm not online much on the weekends.
This last weekend not at all.
I've been working on making a computer room in the basement, since we will have to move stuff out of the spare bedroom.
We have another little one on the way. I have about 7 months before we'll need that room.
Not much time for online.
I try to be on during the week during breaks and lunch.

 

Billy: "Ow! I just smacked my head on this damn circle!"

 

The kids were hollering to be let down, but Daddy knew that the sniper needed a clean shot. Just keep them up for a moment longer. Just a moment longer.

 

Great captions on this one.

Billy was having the time of his life, but Dolly, Jeffy, and PJ knew the truth...their father was trying to launch them clear out of the town.

Hmm, a bit too much like Bibysith's. Let me try another one.

"You don't scare us with this contraption, old man! We'll never tell where the files are hidden! Never! HA HA HA HA HA!"

 

"Let us down now! Why? Because I'm holding a thermal detonator!"

 

The free 6-pack sample pack of Viagra worked a little too well for Mr. Keane.

 

When you said you were happy to see us...

 

If I said the caption I want use I'd have to ban myself.

 

Well, you can PM it to me. If you win I'll just put a big blank for the caption.

 

Day 18

The winner fr Day 17 is Rogue1-and-a-half with the caption:

The kids were hollering to be let down, but Daddy knew that the sniper needed a clean shot. Just keep them up for a moment longer. Just a moment longer.

Today's comic to caption is...

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Oy!

 

Damn it. Every time we're in color he starts to whistle that stupid song.

 

It always made his co-workers slightly nervous when he began to rap "Posse in Effect" out loud.

 

Though the other cartoonists in his office found it quite peculiar, Bil would hum along all day to the bluegrass radio station picked up by his braces.

 

Yes! I won!

Hmmm, that Viagra must have worked.

I vote for Everytime we're in color he starts whistling that stupid song.

 

1) It was obvious to everyone but Daddy, that the lice on his head had just broke out in the Halleluia Chorus.

2) The book 'Hitmen for Dummies' said that whistling would make you appear casual and you would blend in.
Obviously it wasn't working....

 

To break the daily tedium, Daddy started singing the Nine Inch Nails song "I Want to * You Like An Animal". Daddy works at the car wash now.

 

It was during the second hour of show tunes that the office finally clued in.

 

Ewww, that's gonna stink ... but at least now I remember where I left my whistle!

 

"Look at him. Whistling like a moron, completely oblivious to the fact that his computer is gone."

 

"Hasn't anyone told Keane that the boss fired him for negligence last month?"

 

Now I can't get the theme from "Three's Company" out of my head.