"Scabrous Pirates!": The Face Loran and Ton Phanan Fan Association

We could also let Face do the honors of cutting his hair.

Oh, and put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping.

 

Hey all! sounds like a good idea Guin!

We pirates need to stick together!! Go vote for the PB in the Social Thread Competition, but don't forget to post who you voted for, otherwise it doesn't count!

What have I missed during my sabbatical?

 

What does that do? (the hand in warm water thing)

Or do I not want to know? [face_wince]

 

Oh my god-Stackky, you've never heard of that?

Okay, supposedly, if you go up to someone who is asleep, and stick their hand in warm water, they'll wet themselves.

Cecil Adams explains how this works.

 

I've heard OF it, but never an explanation. Just the "hey! put his hand in warm water hehehe" The punchline was always understood.

 

It sounds like something the Wraiths would do-and Phanan would explain how it works.

 

Hehe, sounds like something Wedge would do to Wes....

 

But of course!

However, I think it would be perfect for Tetran Cowall.

Let's see, so far we have him working at Kmart 15 hours a day with no break, paying him what-15 cents an hour?

And we're giving him a mullet, and putting his hand in warm water while he sleeps so he'll wet the bed.

What else?

 

Paint his toenails and fingernails with pink polka dots.

 

Yeah! And then make him wear the He Skirt!

 

Wait...Is this a Face/Phanan Fan thread or a Tetran Cowell hate thread? ?

 

Can't have one without the other.

 

Truer words were never spoken...

 

Hmm...

Does that Mean the Mara Haters could start a Callista Fan club and spend all the time talking about what they want to do to mara

 

Hmmm, how about a challenge? We DO need more discussion of Face and Ton.

Perhaps a fan fiction challenge, or what have you? Or-I know!

Go and find two actors you think would be good to play them!

 

hmm...I think Robin Williams would make a good Phanan............

 

Does that Mean the Mara Haters could start a Callista Fan club and spend all the time talking about what they want to do to mara

Shh! Don't tell them!

Oh boy. ANother actor question. I don't know any actors!

 

Williams is good. He's got the humor, and can play it straight well to.

I'm with Yub, no more mentioning of that sort of thing!

 

I was re-reading Wraith Squadron last night. Did you know Face's desire to use the Force to scratch his back dates back to his first appearance?

 

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Yes. They're are harrasing Tyria.

 

I hadn't remembered it before. I thought it was something Allston came up with later.

 

Yep. It wasn't so much as scratching your back as scratching your back on long flights.

Personally, though, I think if Face was Force-sensitive, he'd use it to play pranks.

 

Now I'm going to have to look back for my "What if Wes had Force abilites?" post. I think they'd be alomst identical.

 

No, Williams is to large... Tom Hanks, perhaps, would play a good Phanan... or Chris Katan (sp?)

 

NOT Chris Kattan. EVER. Let's keep some semblance of dignity in the GFFA, eh?

I think Face would use the Force like Corran uses it, to make people think they're doing/seeing/hearing something they're actually not. Except it would be very embarrassing for the victims...