Searching for a new FFUK RSA

In response to the direct Search for a new RSA mesa propose that the FFUK give immediately emergency powers to Halibut.

 

I have no interest in the OOT
But grammer I find is important in one's post, as Hal said

 

this thread is disgraceful !!

I demand more mud-slinging from candidates

 

Excuse my ingnorance, but what exactly does RSA stand for?

 

Why do I have a feeling that this election is about to turn nasty?

All that?s needed for evil men to gain power is for good people to do nothing.

I can't let that happen.

 

Regional Support Administrator if i recall correctly

but it's the boss to you and me

 

Well, I'm gonna leave this in the hands of the other JC/FF Mods and RSAs, since ultimately it will be their decision.

I think that for the first time in a long time there are several people who would all do well as candidates for this role. All I can hope is that if, and it's a big IF, I get selected I can live up to what everyone wants and needs in an RSA.

 

"The power as a chapter Rep you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you." - Welshguy

Your words, not mine. I ask the house and the honourable gentleman when he will deliver on his promises? This forum needs actions, not words.

This forum needs a new leader - one who will follow through on his promises.

And as a prospective leader, I shall lay down MY policies, and I SHALL CARRY THEM OUT!!!!

1) No bats will be granted entrance
2) All beetroot-related threads will be closed, and the authors banned
3) Anyone found guilty of incorrect spelling will be forced to post the word 5,000 times (correctly spelled). They will then be banned for spamming

halibut - Are you typing what I'm thinking?

 

Yes, its so ture, apart from the Bats, they have rights, and its restricting honest Vampires entry

Regional Support Administrator
Odd, i always thought it was Republic Scandals Associate

 

It's not racist to have limits on immigration, especially where bats are concerned.

halibut - can you imagine 5 years of this? [image=http://tomcatbook.sourceforge.net/images/flags/welsh-flag.gif]

 

I find your anti bat and beetroot manifesto to be most sinister.

The bats have always been a friend to the FFUK and what other vegetable apart from beetroot can make your chips a different colour?

Imagine how dull life would be without these two great FFUK traditions.

Sure, today it's beetroot and bats, but tomorrow its democracy and freedom.



P.S. Halibut eats babies.

 

There's only one way to solve this:


FFFFIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!

 

Granted, beetroot may alter the colour of chips, so to balance this, I propose free Coco Pops to all members of the FFUK.

My stance on bats is non-negotiable. I appreciate it's a difficult policy, but this is a serious issue.

It started 3 years ago with one bat as an advance party - scouting out new locations to invade. They found us. And more are coming. Sure, it might be just a few to start with - but they will grow.

They will take our jobs, they will steal our partners, and soon THEY will be running for RSA. I cannot, and WILL not allow this to happen.

And yes, I have on one occasion eaten a baby. But I did not inhale.

halibut - if you value it, vote for it

 

Hmmm, fair point, though I don't know if Enji would agree with your bat policy

 

We in the FFUK are desperately short of bats. Our forum has had a long and distinguished history of welcoming bats to these forums, a history that I feel needs to continue if we are to grow as a chapter.

Bats want nothing more than to be given an honest chance to post and contribute to the well-being and success of this forum, and I for one welcome them. Don?t believe the scare stories of Halibut and his extreme right wing anti bat party (HRWABP for short), they just want to be given the chance to post and love Star Wars as much as we do.

On the issues of food dis-colourisation, I propose that coco-pops be gradually eliminated from this forum and replaced with something that doesn?t make your milk taste like brown chalk.

Welshguy ? The only FFUK-ing choice for the FFUK.

 

So you slander my anti-beetroot cause, whilst attempting to bring in anti-coco-pops legislation through the "back door" so to speak.

Perhaps the right honourable gentleman would consider his OWN policies before striking against those of his opponents

halibut - making the FFUK work.

 

My policies are for the good of the FFUK, whereas yours are just partisan right wing rhetoric and jingoistic filibuster!

I believe that a firm stand needs to be taken against the senseless and expanding use of coco-pops in FFUK society. I visited a coco-pop reach-out centre today and saw the damage this cereal is doing to our forum, especially to the younger posters.

I cannot allow the legalisation of coco-pops to continue unchallenged. I propose we class it as a ?Class D? cereal and attempt to cut off the suppliers of this life destroying breakfast treat.


Welshguy: Taking the FFUK to new heights.


(P.S. Halibut shot Bambi's mother)

 

Meh, she was asking for it

 

I fail to see whilst you are proclaiming to support British interests, you see fit to ban a British heritage, and yet continue to support the influx of foreign vegetables and mammals. Perhaps you would be better running for the RSA of a different country?

And yes, I did shoot Bambi's mother, but I thought she was a bat.

halibut - it is clear that this contest cannot be decided by our policies, but by our skills with a lightsaber

 

FORGET all these oldbies and vote for somebody new! Somebody with new spirit and new policies and something that the majority will be relate to!

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the RSA'less will be reorganized into the first Galactic FFUK EMPIRE!, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for about 4 years.

VOTE FOR YOU! VOTE JEDI_NATH!!!!

 

Me a foreign RSA? Your the one who wants to promote a foreign breakfast cereal in this forum, whereas Beetroot is grown, processed and sold in the UK. Plus there are many native species of bats in this country.

I swear, if it was up to you we?d all be wearing lederhosen and smashed out of our heads on sugar, organising ourselves into bat linch mobs!

Welshguy: Strong you are in the force Halibut, but the dark side I sense in you.

 

Is that a bad thing?
Large Sith support a Dark Sider will gain

 

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