Should we have the Death Sentence for Chavs?

That underpass looks familiar...It's not the underpass outside Fitness First in Wednesbury, is it?

 

Happy Ninja posted on 4/9/05 10:22am

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That underpass looks familiar...It's not the underpass outside Fitness First in Wednesbury, is it?
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No it's the cycle path about 5 mins walk from my house In morecambe

 

Beh! They all look alike!

Oh, what fun I'm going to have this evening. Right now, I'm downloading some of the tracks from the ROTS soundtrack, so I figure while that's going on, I'll just nip around to the store and grab some chocolate. I come back, and there are three chavs standing outside my front yard eyeing up some wood sitting on top of the skip I have there (we're doing some decorating at the moment). I say to them "Anything I can help you, gents?", and in their own gutterall dialect, they reply, "Nah, just looking at the wood." -- I'm thinking to myself, yeah, they'll be back later on today...Oh, well, at least I'll be able to put my hockey stick to good use later when I cave their ******* heads in.

Theiving, pommie, chav-scum, ********!

 

I bet they were taking it back to nest with, impress the female of the species.

 

I highly doubt most females would be impressed with a bunch of Wood
But each to one's own

 

If theyre happy with some crumby cheap tacky clown pendants from Argos...they will be equally as happy with a lump of wood that their "Rock ard" scally mates gave em...

 

Then they'll probably use it to break into cars

 

At the same time as we're killing chav's in oh-so-sweet revenge, can we go around killing all jocks (not the scottish kind, the football loving yobs)? That way, by killing chavs and jocks, I might actually enjoy life a helluva lot more.

 

'Wipe them out, all of them.'

 

They should be made to contribute to society in the following ways:

They should be given the jobs no-one else wants like coal mining, raw sewage work (maybe keep them in the sewers all day), providing a stress-relief service as (sub) human punchbags, and taking the place of monkeys in medical testing and space missions.

Then, when they die, all non-alchohol drenched organs should be donated to people who need it.

Finally, what's left should be given to the pigs. Waste not want not.

If I was in the election, that would be my manifesto, and watch me win by a landslide.

 

But they have rights remember.
This is when democracy stinks. Chavs maybe evil mindless holigans who can only get money by robbing people, but the government still thinks they can be dealt with or changed

 

Indeed. A couple of examples from my town:

A chav was convicted of stabbing someone to death. He got 6 months.


Another incredibly chavvy bloke was given 3 months in prison. But only after 79 convictions for burglary.


I work opposite the Magistrates Court and I see groups of Chavs sitting on the steps laughing. Outside the Court!

They are SCUM and can get away with anything. It is not safe in town at night now.

 

None are safe anywhere

 

if they arent working, force them all into the army and use them for bayanet practice

 

Oooooo, I'd apply as a kadet instantly

 

WWW.CHAVSCUM.CO.UK

I think its funny, a chav try's to assault a bouncer, punches the wall by mistake and embedds them ****ty sovereign rings in his fingers..had to go to hospital...LMFAO- Serves the chav right!

 

Guide to Chavs

 

I advocate torture before death.

Gonna have to search through my hometowns on ChavTowns to see if there are any articles on them.

Yup, here's one

And my uni town

WARNING: Both articles contain swearing.

 

There should be an anti-chav poster advertising a "shoot on sight" proposal

 

Spike2000

LOL! I like that reply by "Natley". Sounds like a clever one.

 

"But they have rights remember."

Then maybe it's about time their rights are removed.

 

If you think you've seen Chavs, you should come to Grimsby. We're littered with Chavs. It is truly scary.

 

I live in the Black Country. Trust me, there is nothing I have not seen.

 

Same here