Games Snappy Replies to Movie Quotes

Humans are like that.

Now we have minutes instead of hours.

 

The exchange rate is that bad, eh?

Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?

 

Would have been better form if he'd gone for your head.

The loons, Norman, the loons!

 

You're an expert on them, aren't you?

You should have gone for the head!

 

Your brain isn't much of a target.

Do feel lucky, punk?

 

I left my four-leaved clover at home.

To find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

 

Lucky for you He has a divine sense of humor.

The bird is flightless, Stephen. It isn't going anywhere.

 

It might catch a train.

Houston, we have a problem!

 

Half your ship exploded- that's a bit more than just a "problem".

Are we on VOX?

 

No, you're on WKRP, and it's getting awfully close to Thanksgiving.

We're going head to head with Viper!

 

Does that mean your head is the size of a viper’s?

I don’t want your apology, I want the scroll!

 

Sorry, you can't have it.

In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah...get to the point.

I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now.

 

You want a ride?

Hey, you want to see something really scary?

 

Why so serious?

The way is shut, it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it.

 

Unless they forget to pay their property taxes.

Double the taxes! Triple the taxes! Squeeze every last drop from those musical peasants.

 

What have you got against music? You're tone deaf, aren't you.

I'm sixteen, and I don't need a governess.

 

Maybe your just a screwed up sorority chick, when her daddy didn’t buy her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen

Go ahead punk, make my day

 

*Grabs daytimer* Alright, lets get started...

We haven't much time.

 

But we've got lots of parsley, sage, and rosemary.

Talk to me, Goose.

 

Quack!

And cancel Christmas!