Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Not unless you diet and exercise.

Fire at will, Commander.

 

I'm too lazy.

Your fleet is lost, and your friends on the Endor moon will not survive.

 

Oh yeah?? You and what army??

Soon I'll be dead, and you with me.

 

Oh, joy.

A trash compactor?

 

You'll build one for me? Good.

It's a wonder you're still alive.

 

Do I have to watch my back for you?

We're all fine here now, thank you.

 

You'll be terrible here in a moment.

I'm talking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work.

 

That's Mr. Vader to you.

He is not ready.

 

He is. He was born ready.

Yoda?

 

Duh! Been listening, haven't you?!

Take the professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

 

I don't think my advisor would like that.

There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

 

Well grab a towel.

What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

 

Get a translator for that.

Fire at will, Commander!

 

What?? What did Will do??

It must have short-circuited.

 

Your brain?

I am counting on it.

 

You must be new around here.

I want that ship, not excuses!

 

Than whats your excuse for not getting it yourself?

With respect, how can I price the beauty of this slave, when I look Upon the magnificence of your highness, whose beauty would make the brightest star seem dull by comparison?

 

Don't flatter me.

She was killed by the Jedi.

 

OH!! At least give a spoiler warning.

A death mark's not an easy thing to live.

 

For you? No. I crush the obstruction.

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

 

Who made you the boss??

There will be no bargain.

 

Student Discount?

I thought that hair beast would be the end of me!

 

Not yet.

Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.

 

You're tough to please.

Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

 

It's a noble profession!

I saw your ship. What are you doing out here?