* * * Snowball Fight!!! * * *

::Summons the power of the desert to shake off the freeze and grabs his book back::

MY PRECIOUS !!!!!!!

 

*Calmly walks over to VOID.....slices "precious" in twain with katana and says.....*

EVERYBODY LAUGH!!!!!

 

*grabs Katana from Kit while he is sleeping*

Hehehe...

*sneaks away*

 

Whew. For Kit being as old as he is he sure can move. For a minute there I thought I was a gonner. However, it looked more like you were just tryin to get rid of Kit rather than save me, so... I'm goin solo.

*Runs far away.*

I'm just gonna wait over here 'til this war is over.

*Runs even further away.*

 

Sets up beach chair, pours a glass of wine, puts feet up, and watches the action from afar.......OK GO

 

When are we gonna get some real snow. GGGRRRRRR. Snow already. I want real snow!

 

Gets up from beach chair and does a snow dance........ACTION PLEASE, I am getting bored sitting here in my chair watching nothin!!!!!!!

 

ALRIGHT!!!! Who took my saber?????? THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE!!!!!

 

*runs and hides sword*

ummmm....ZOO has it!

 

*Quickly forms ice-boomerang, and whallops Miccu in the forehead*

THAT'LL LEARN YA!!!!!

 

*his thick skull protects him from the boomerang*

i knew that was good for somethin'!

*runs from Kit, and tosses a snowball*

 

*Notes that Miccu has made the mistake of running downhill, and sends a a whole passal of little snowballs down after him*

 

*Once the snowballs grew and squished Miccu, I turned my attention to ZOO*

 

*pops head out of snow, and procedes to head towards kit*

if you like the snow...

*summons furry woodland creatures against Kit*

hehehehehehe....

*runs uphill *

 

*Picks up aforementioned ice-boomerang and careens it of every one of their 'wittle heads'!*

 

*watches as a hawk grabs the Boomerang and watches as Kit is overrun by woodland creatures*

 

You must have forgotten that since I'm an ex-Marine, I'm quite good at biting the heads off such things!!!!


*CRUNCH!!!*

 

Ok...Ozzy...

*summons large woodland creatures to attack kit*

these ones arent cute anymore...

 

HEY!!!! Wait a minute.......we should be layin' the snow to NSW, not fightin' amongst ourselves.........LET'S GET 'EM!!!!!!!!!

 

Pulls up a chair to join gaggle of onlookers.

 

*reaches top of the mountain he was climbing, and begins chanting*

so you like our little escapade....

*a huge amount of snow falls on the onlookers...*

thought you could just watch...could you...

 

Digs head out of avalanche so it can still breathe and relaxes in snow bank.

 

Ferget her, Miccu....help me rig up this new catapult so's we can pummel NSW with ice-balls!!!!

 

digs arm out of snow to peg tim in the back of the head

 

So glad yu decided to help, Mistress!

*Loads her onto the catapult and cuts it loose*




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