So, I just found out that my girlfriend likes anal

retentive people because of how neat they keep all of their possessions. It's just so organized and easy to find everything, she says.

 

I'm like that at heart but not in practice.

 

Come on, you can do better than that

 

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Would not click again.

 

you're trying too hard.

 

I just found out your girlfriend likes anal.

 

thread still worked for me because it was right above slimey mudhole thread

 

Lame joke...

but I lol'd.

I am on morphine, though, so everything's a little funny.

 

*wonders how he can take advantage of the situation*

 

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Not that way, ya pervert.

 

i'll take "things women want in their bodies less than cancer" for $1000, alex

 

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Win.

 

I thought this was going to be about some heavy metal band named anal or something.

 

I thought that was a weird name for a person.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrighty, then.