So it's Guy Fawkes night....

I don't care really as long as psycho next door doesn't start all over again... which she probably will because she can never leave it alone pnce she starts

 

Why not launch a rocket through her window then?

 

ask colonel yoshee if you can borrow his bazooka

 

Colonel Yoshee?

Thats a laugh.

 

Because we can't retaliate and stand up in court and plead for her eviction.

That and (seriously) she's the kind who would flip and do some serious harm to someone considering she held a carving knife to a 10 year olds throat a few years back and threatened that if he or his mates annoyed her anymore she was going to do for them and they were just walking home past the end of her garden doing nothing at all

Pfft... Yosh hasn't got a bazooka... you really wouldn't want to let him lose with one of them things... we give him a straw and some tissue paper, he's annoying with it granted but it's alot safer in the long run hehehe

 

You should go on "Neighbours from hell"

 

It has been considered before but the other residentts round here are scared of her so they choose the ignore her and she'll go away route BAH... anyhow I'm not gonna rant about it anymore got meetings tomorrow to get it sorted once and for all

 

Charming!

 

*Wipes tissue paper ball out of eye*

YOSH!!!

 

hehehehe sorry, i love doing that

//Does it again....

 

You are very rude to Stf Yoshee.

She's in a fragile state, so be nicer.

 

Richie...dude...she's a nothern, there's NOTHING fragile about northerns!

 

*Looks all sweet and innocent*

YES that's right I'm feeling fragile and you're being MEAN

*turns on waterworks*

*looks at Yosh*

*turns back to Ritche*

 

You nasty little northern! Trying to get me in trouble

 

And it works

chops off Yoshee's legs

 

@ Yosh... tee hee

*sniff* looks all sweet like

 

Damn it woman, you'll be the end of me!

 

I think that'll be me.

chops Yoshee's head off with rusty bread knife.

MUAHAHAHA!!!!

 

//Head rolls around thread singing, i should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky....

 

Crushes head with sledgehammer

Shut it

 

*does something terrible and undescribable to Yoshee's headless body*
I have to keep my hand in for these things.

 

Damn it woman, you'll be the end of me!

Ticks off plan number 3 on list

 

That hurt Livi...and Richie!!

 

You're welcome.

 

//Kicks Richie in the shins....