So.....Some dude here at work keeps staring at my crotch.

All he does is look at it while I'm sitting around, and then when I catch him, he turns away fast and pretends nothing happened.
He followed me into the bathroom once.
I don't like weirdos.

 

He likes you.

 

free sex

 

I've got a good one liner for you to say to him.









































"YouNeedaSpanking"

 

I'm sure you could use this experience to expand your horizons. Look at it Kerr_Plunk's way: free sex, even if it is a little *weird*.

 

1) Take a post-it note
2) Write "Don't Look at My Crotch" on it
3) Stick it to your crotch
4) ???
5) PROFIT!!!

And like that...he's gone.

 

Get a red marker a make little dots around your mouth.

 

Kinda like my situation last night with the guy staring at me at Pizza Hutt.

Just look him in the eye, point at your crotch, and ask "You want a piece of this? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!"

 

You sure your zipper is not open?

Or maybe someone at work (someone you slept with, or a guy who saw you at the urinal) told the wierdo, "Dude, he has the enormous...hose" and just wondering if it's true.

 

This thread is soo much better than the Pizza Hutt one.

 

Just look him in the eye, point at your crotch, and ask "You want a piece of this? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!"

And if he says, "Yes!" And proceeds to approach your crotch region? What then Pizza boy?!

And like that...he's gone.

 

I can't help it. You're jutht tho thexy!

 

Is Malkie in the room?

 

Is Malkie in the room?

I dunno....what does he look like.

 

" And if he says, "Yes!" And proceeds to approach your crotch region? What then Pizza boy?!"

If that happens... then you run like crazy. And don't look back.

 

malkie edit don't post other user's photos without permission

 

That is not the dude staring at my crotch. Although the dude in the pic looks like he has done some crotch staring at one point or another.

 

That is not the dude staring at my crotch. Although the dude in the pic looks like he has done some crotch staring at one point or another.






okay, now that I'm done laughing I'll adress the subject at hand. Is there something for him to stare at or is it possible that he's is feeling sorry for you?

 

Is there something for him to stare at

Yes.....and it is quite substantial!

 

so...someone has a crush on you, eh?

 

crotch looking leads to sniffing,
sniffing leads to touching,
touching leads to sexual harrassment settlemen with your job.

 

Yes.....and it is quite substantial!



Is it this substantial?[image=http://www.sandplay-toys.com/store/media/Empire_State_Bldg.jpg]

DC

 

Don't look!





Amos edit: Inappropriate image.

 

1) Take a post-it note
2) Write "Don't Look at My Crotch" on it
3) Stick it to your crotch
4) ???
5) PROFIT!!!



I like the first three steps, but you didnt know when to quit...

 

That pic has made me switch sides