So the other day my friend depantsed me in the hallway while I was talking to two chicks...

you're posting about being pantsless

is this a veiled attempt at "maek me an admin"?

 

jeff took my response.

 

So, what was the girls' reaction? Did they point and laugh, or mutter something about "Redwood" before hurrying off to the restroom?

 

The fact that you called them 'chicks' is reason enough to be pantsed in front of them.

Oh, and by the way, being pantsed in front of them is a HECK of a lot better than getting a full-fledged wedgie in front of them. There's the 'ripped undies' effect, the high-pitched voice aftermath, and the ever-possible permanent 'manhood' damage.

To which I say:

You got pantsed? Consider yourself lucky!!



edit:slight moronic mis-type

edit part 2: same moronic mis-type...2 more times

 

a wedgie would have been bad, because it would have shown you have no underwear, preventing any further activity with the two chicks.

 

Were you in gym class or were you dumb enough to wear sweat or athletic pants to school? Everyone knows that if you wear sweat pants to school, you deserve to be pantsed.

 

No, not sweat pants. Silk basketball shorts... you can understand the comfort factor I'm sure.

And Karen... I don't have a lollipop but I got something else you can suck on.

Oh, and by the way, being pantsed in front of them is a HECK of a lot better than getting a full-fledged wedgie in front of them. There's the 'ripped undies' effect, the high-pitched voice aftermath, and the ever-possible permanent 'manhood' damage.

Can't get a wedgie with no underwear on!

 

This happened to a friend of mine in McDonalds while he was holding a tray of food. He got pantsed (dacked as we like to call it here) in a crowded McDonalds with no underwear on and you could see everything he had to offer.

It was hilarious. Probably scarred him for life, but it was damn funny.

 

Why the heck were you going commando anyway?

 

silk shorts, my friend.

 

you should have pulled a Keen Eddie... "So, how do you like me so far?"

 

mrslush! I haven't seen you FOREVER.

 

Liar. I know whenever you get around girls your throat closes up and you can't speak.

 

You were dressed for a strip club, not for school. Anyway, if I was your friend I'd have done the same thing. That will never stop being funny.

 

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I had forgotten about that gif.

 

Someone did it to one of my other friends in front of the whole girls track team last year, though none of them were really paying attention at the time.

 

jedi_master_ousley posted on 4/10/05 6:56pm

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No, not sweat pants. Silk basketball shorts... you can understand the comfort factor I'm sure.
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Well, you weren't very that comfortable when you got "depantsed."

 

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Originally posted by BISMARK:
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I'd like to go on record and officially second this. Please make Bismark an Admin.

 

Only if you turn that off....

 

Your friend is funny.

So what did the chicks do?

 

Just kinda stood there like "wtf" and we all acted like nothing happened to save from any awkwardness.