FF:SA Sock Wars!

You have the ring and I see your sock is as big as mine.

 

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt socks!

 

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty sock"

 

"Do you know what NEMISIS means? A righteous infliction of reptrubution, manifested by an appropriate agent - personafied, in this case, by an 'orrible SOCK.....ME"

- 'brick top' - Snatch

 

By now you must know your socks can never be turned from the Dark side.

 

Away put your socks, I mean you no harm.

 

oh, they've encased him in socks. He should be quite well protected.

 

The sock passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted, and a sock of Power has a will of its own.

 

Adventure ! Heh ! Socks. Heh ! A Jedi craves not these things

 

Mike: Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the sock floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well isn't that nice. But guess what? You didn't file your sock work last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no sock work?
Roz: This office is now closed.
Roz closes the window on Mike's fingers
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

 

Behold! The sock of Elendil!

 

A Jedi's strength flows from the socks. But beware the Dark side.

 

The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the sock

 

I am no sock!

 

Your Socked!

 

Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your socks...

 

Hokey religions & ancient weapons are no match for a good sock at your side.

 

socks of war and man of hate.
Theres no cause we dont discriminate

socks of war dont capitulate
you must die so that they will live.

 

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies socks, and without socks I am nothing."

So long and thanks for all the socks.

 

Stop that !!! My socks are dirty.

 

I dont want your help, I want my sock back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole